Noah Nolastname - Can I Pet Ur Dog? Lyrics

I wanna make a movie where everyone dies
I wanna make a movie that'll make you cry
That dog is just a man in a costume
I do whippits in the back of the ballroom
The devil beats his wife out of spite in Syracuse
Welcome to Jamestown please baby try the juice!
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your
Take my friends back to South America
Let's start our own utopia
Red Wood Valleys for the great apocalypse
Pray to God, I read you're gonna need him
And when It comes baby are you ready
Go get weapons, go get machetes
'Cause I don't want to just kill the rich
I wanna f*cking eat the rich
I wanna separate their spines from their bodies
I wanna see you running naked down the lobby
I wanna see you crying, tell me that you love me
I thought I'd live forever, oh the Irony
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your
I party like a white woman, rosé and White Claws
I'm pretty like Edward Norton in that movie Fight Club
And I sound like Adam Sandler, every time I sing
And I feel like Heisenberg, I'm a f*cking kingpin
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your
If you think I'm a clown? Expect a f*cking circus
And if you think I'm not shit, then you don't know bupkis
FUCK THE RULES BITCH I TURNED OUT FINE
LET'S TURN THIS SHIT TO COLUMBINE
I've been watching a lot of porn lately
A lot of stepsisters getting stuck in washing machines
All the stepbrothers are here to help
They're all gonna get 'em out
I've been watching a lot of porn lately
A lot of stepsisters getting stuck in washing machines
All the stepbrothers are here to help
They're gonna get you out
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your
Can I
Pet your dog