Valerie, you are very pretty
Your eyes are big as planets and your freckles look like stars, oh Valerie
Look what you do to me, do to me
Do to me, do to me, look what you do to me
Do to me, do to me, look what you do to me
Valerie, looked at me
First she started to smile, then she started to frown and she said
Stop calling me Valerie
My name is Misery
And your weird fixation with that name is really
Disturbing me
But nevertheless, thank you for the compliment
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
I'm stuck on a cliff can't see past the horizon
I'm calling on God but I only use Verizon so the
Calls keep f*cking dropping, can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, Can you
Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now, hear me now
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, I stopped listening
Valerie
But you're dead to me
'Cause Valerie
Look what you do to me.