Back to Top

Math Emergency!!!! Video (MV)




Performed By: The Noder
Language: English
Length: 3:12
Written by: Kenji Lau




The Noder - Math Emergency!!!! Lyrics




Help!!! Math emergency!!! Are you awake???
I am now. What's wrong?
These trig problems are killing me. I've been staring at #14 for an hour!
An hour? Amateur. I've been on #8 since dinner. Pretty sure my brain is leaking out my ears.
How are we supposed to finish 30 of these by tomorrow??? I'm dying here!

No idea. I've drunk so much coffee I can see sounds. Still can't solve for x though.
Maybe if we rub our calculators together we'll summon the spirit of Pythagoras?
Worth a shot. Nothing else is working.
Ok, focus. What did you get for #12?
Uh... 42?
It's not even a number answer! It's supposed to be an equation!
Oh. Then I'm even more lost than I thought. Help?
Blind leading the blind here.
I'm still stuck on #14. Sin? Cos? Tan?
At this point they all look like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs to me.
Maybe we can translate them! "The mighty sin-god decrees that angle A shall be..."

Focus! We don't have time for your sleep-deprived fanfiction!
Sorry, sorry. Ok, let's break it down. What's the first step in #14?
Um... cry?
Already done that. Step 2?
Seriously considering dropping out and becoming a goat herder.
At least goats don't ask me to find their hypotenuse.
Hey, don't give up! We've gotten through tough assignments before.
Remember the Great Calculus Catastrophe of last semester?

Ugh, don't remind me. I still have nightmares about integrals chasing me.
But we survived! We can do this too. Let's try #14 together.
Fine. It says "Find the value of x in the equation"
Sin

Ugh, don't remind me. I still have nightmares about integrals chasing me.
But we survived! We can do this too. Let's try #14 together.
Fine. It says "Find the value of x in the equation"
Sin

Guys any ideas?
Um... pray for divine intervention?
Already tried that. The math gods are cruel and unforgiving.
Ok, let's think. We know that sin and cos are related somehow, right?
Yeah, but how? My brain feels like it's been through a blender.
Same. Wait, isn't there some formula that relates?
Maybe? Everything's a blur. I think I'm hallucinating numbers.
Hold on, let me check my notes... if I can decipher my own handwriting...

Hurry! I swear these problems are multiplying when I'm not looking.
Found it! It's the double angle formula!
Sin. Sin. Sin.

You're a lifesaver!
Okay so it's sin.
You're a lifesaver!
Okay so it's sin.
Cos. Tan. Cos. Cos. Cos

Right! So we can divide both sides by cos cos
So x is... 30 degrees! Or π/6 radians!
We did it! We're geniuses!
Don't celebrate yet. We've still got 29 more to go, and it's already 2 AM.

Ugh, you're right. At this rate, we'll finish just in time for retirement.
Maybe we should set our notebooks on fire and claim a pyromaniac ate our homework?
Tempting, but I don't think Ms. Vector will buy it.
She's like a human lie detector with protractor eyes.
True. Ok, on to #15. "If a train leaves the station at..."
Please tell me it's not another fire and claim a pyromaniac ate our homework?
Tempting, but I don't think Ms. Vector will buy it.
She's like a human lie detector with protractor eyes.
True. Ok, on to #15. "If a train leaves the station at..."
Please tell me it's not another train problem. I'm starting to hate public transportation.
Sorry, buddy. Looks like we're conductors tonight. Choo choo!
Kill me now. Or at least hit me with your textbook so I have an excuse not to finish.
No way. If I have to suffer, so do you.
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

[ Correct these Lyrics ]

We currently do not have these lyrics. If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.


We currently do not have these lyrics. If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.




Help!!! Math emergency!!! Are you awake???
I am now. What's wrong?
These trig problems are killing me. I've been staring at #14 for an hour!
An hour? Amateur. I've been on #8 since dinner. Pretty sure my brain is leaking out my ears.
How are we supposed to finish 30 of these by tomorrow??? I'm dying here!

No idea. I've drunk so much coffee I can see sounds. Still can't solve for x though.
Maybe if we rub our calculators together we'll summon the spirit of Pythagoras?
Worth a shot. Nothing else is working.
Ok, focus. What did you get for #12?
Uh... 42?
It's not even a number answer! It's supposed to be an equation!
Oh. Then I'm even more lost than I thought. Help?
Blind leading the blind here.
I'm still stuck on #14. Sin? Cos? Tan?
At this point they all look like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs to me.
Maybe we can translate them! "The mighty sin-god decrees that angle A shall be..."

Focus! We don't have time for your sleep-deprived fanfiction!
Sorry, sorry. Ok, let's break it down. What's the first step in #14?
Um... cry?
Already done that. Step 2?
Seriously considering dropping out and becoming a goat herder.
At least goats don't ask me to find their hypotenuse.
Hey, don't give up! We've gotten through tough assignments before.
Remember the Great Calculus Catastrophe of last semester?

Ugh, don't remind me. I still have nightmares about integrals chasing me.
But we survived! We can do this too. Let's try #14 together.
Fine. It says "Find the value of x in the equation"
Sin

Ugh, don't remind me. I still have nightmares about integrals chasing me.
But we survived! We can do this too. Let's try #14 together.
Fine. It says "Find the value of x in the equation"
Sin

Guys any ideas?
Um... pray for divine intervention?
Already tried that. The math gods are cruel and unforgiving.
Ok, let's think. We know that sin and cos are related somehow, right?
Yeah, but how? My brain feels like it's been through a blender.
Same. Wait, isn't there some formula that relates?
Maybe? Everything's a blur. I think I'm hallucinating numbers.
Hold on, let me check my notes... if I can decipher my own handwriting...

Hurry! I swear these problems are multiplying when I'm not looking.
Found it! It's the double angle formula!
Sin. Sin. Sin.

You're a lifesaver!
Okay so it's sin.
You're a lifesaver!
Okay so it's sin.
Cos. Tan. Cos. Cos. Cos

Right! So we can divide both sides by cos cos
So x is... 30 degrees! Or π/6 radians!
We did it! We're geniuses!
Don't celebrate yet. We've still got 29 more to go, and it's already 2 AM.

Ugh, you're right. At this rate, we'll finish just in time for retirement.
Maybe we should set our notebooks on fire and claim a pyromaniac ate our homework?
Tempting, but I don't think Ms. Vector will buy it.
She's like a human lie detector with protractor eyes.
True. Ok, on to #15. "If a train leaves the station at..."
Please tell me it's not another fire and claim a pyromaniac ate our homework?
Tempting, but I don't think Ms. Vector will buy it.
She's like a human lie detector with protractor eyes.
True. Ok, on to #15. "If a train leaves the station at..."
Please tell me it's not another train problem. I'm starting to hate public transportation.
Sorry, buddy. Looks like we're conductors tonight. Choo choo!
Kill me now. Or at least hit me with your textbook so I have an excuse not to finish.
No way. If I have to suffer, so do you.
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Kenji Lau
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

Back to: The Noder

Tags:
No tags yet