Noha - Gun Free Karaoke Lyrics

Hey everybody, check your guns at the bar
I gotta Bonnie Tyler ballad bleeding holes in my heart
I ain't swinging Dixie, only staying the night
Confederate flags abundant and they're giving me a fright
I'm searching for a soul because I've nothing to say
So I gotta spill my guts out in that X-Factor way
Wait till you hear me bust out Wuthering Heights
I'll bring peace to your pistols, end the firefight

Gun free karaoke
Hold your fire over Dancing Queen
Gun free karaoke
If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see

You don't need your 45s to overreact
You can't claim to own an AC/DC track
Cool your barrels, let's do a My Way duet
Sinatra or Sid Vicious, which will save me my head
Killing me softly with someone else's lines
Now there's a stand-off over Sweet Caroline is it
The Best of Phil Spector or Phil Spector's house
I think I wanna leave but not before Don't Stop Me Now

Gun free karaoke
Hold your fire over Dancing Queen
Gun free karaoke
If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see

Bang bang, boom boom, first death of the night
He sang Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Now's a good time to close out my tab
But how many Sparks does the songbook have
Amateur hour in the karaoke bar
New sign on the window "No More Firearms"
They say it's political correctness gone mad
They don't wanna hear the safety in the microphone stand

Gun free karaoke
Hold your fire over Dancing Queen
Gun free karaoke
If only Dame Shirley Bassey could see

Bang bang, boom boom
Bang bang, boom boom
Bang bang, boom boom
Yeah