Nothin' But Lag - tiny bald man Lyrics

There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(Not a hair on his head nothing wrong with that)
There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(Watch him do his little dance like an acrobat)
There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(I'm a little bit concerned he's addicted to crack)
There's a little bald fella living in my hat
He's my very best friend, you can count on that

Hey there little fella
Where have you been all my life?
Saw you dancing on my hat and thought you looked so fine
Love that silly little wiggle
Love your giggles, no surprise
When I look into your eyes
I see a friend for all time

Listen man.
Check check homie
Listen up.
You're real cool, so cool, lemme gas you up.
Your neck smells real nice, yeah you manners proper
And your hats so sick, better call a doctor
But there's something on my mind
That I think you should know
It's that I killed two guys like a week ago
I've been hiding on the run
So I need you to know
That if you keep me
You're harboring a criminal

There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(Living life on the run, nothing wrong with that!)
There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(Dodging bullets in the woods like we're acrobats)
There's a tiny bald man living in my hat
(I'm unemployed so he taught me how to sling some crack!)
There's a little bald fella living in my hat
(He's my very best friend you can count on that)