Nudist Colony - Dad Dick Lyrics

This one goes out to all the daddy's
Happy Father's Day to you and yo one eye fatties
Nudist colony back with the brand new song
Soft sequel to bigfoots schlong
Singing about my dads dong

Speaking of sequels
I'm kinda like the sequel
My sisters the prequel
And my younger brothers the threequel
To my dad cuming in my mum
Thanks bro for not doing that shit in the bum

And I don't mean to get soppy
But thank ya dad for raising me
Thanks for not using the belt on me
Thanks for referring to yourself as daddy

Lots of things happened for your information
Like finding out you're native and not born of the German nation
Hail to the chief this is your unseeded grounds
Hopefully one day your tribe will be found

Speaking of your cock I had to walk
Away from that window when I f*cking gawked
I only saw a tiny little bit
But it still made me wanna take my wrists and and and and slit

I can't un-see that mother f*cking dad dick

And, when I close my eyes
I'm greeted to a fleshy surprise
I couldn't avert my gaze
And after that I cried for days

My dads bike is a hard tail
You know who else likes to ride hard tails
And from what I was able to tell
My mom likes to ride the soft males

My dads dad may have liked to beat
But my da-da just likes to show his meat
And I'm on this beat spitting straight heat
So I'm glad dad you're no longer a deadbeat

It was looking at me with its slanty eye
And now I'm out here asking god oh why oh why
Why did it have to be me
I cry everytime I look down to pee

Every time I think about it I f*cking weep
And you might be out here tryna call me a creep
For how I was waking and looking
But bitch shut the f*ck up I'm cooking

I didn't even see no f*cking balls
But I'm suffering from withdrawals
Rapping like I'm biggie smalls
What's small he was small
What do you expect from a guy who ain't tall

Neither am I
And my dick smaller than a fly
But I got one man to thank and that's this guy
Don't ask me how I saw his cock I won't lie

Can't un-see that mother f*cking dad dick