In the state of california
Where I came not being born
The sun always shines in california
So cover your eyes in california
But let me forewarn you
Just don't count on not seeing porn
In the state of california
I thought they were more happy
Everyone is blonde
And blondes have more fun
But someone left them forlorn
Cause dark hair is frowned upon
So even guys go to the salon
In the state of california
They hate what's natural
Change it on they'll scorn you
Lips and words are not real
I'm so sad to inform yuh
About the state of california
Something about the decadent west
Who you are isn't best
You've read about babylonia
It's the same in california
If you want to live in california
You gotta conform to california
The sky is grey in california
Water is brown in california
Grass is ground in california
Love the state that you're born y'all
Free your mind of california