One Banana 4 Jesus - Flat Earthers Lyrics

We are flat earthers
The sun is a light
We are flat earthers
We're not very bright
We are flat earthers
I don't have a line here
We are flat earthers
And we're not gay
We are flat earthers
And we're not ok
We are flat earthers
That's all we have to say
And we're also vegan
Did you know that the earth revolves
Around the sun at sixty six thousand
Six hundred miles per hour the curvature
Of one square mile is point six
Hundred and sixty six feet
The earth tilts at sixty six point
Six degrees do you think
It's a coincidence globe heads follow Satan
We are flat earthers
We love our God
We are flat earthers
He's not a fraud
We are flat earthers
And we're also vegan
We are flat earthers
I'm wearing a shirt
We are flat earthers
No such thing as dirt
We are flat earthers
We like to skrrrrtt
And we love Jesus
Do you really believe in mars
Well, you were lied to by NASA
It's really not a real planet
It's the second biggest lie, of course after flat earth
In your telescopes
They replace fake images
All images that you have seen
Are all CGI created by NASA
We are flat earthers
We don't drink beer
We are flat earthers
We don't shoot deer
We are flat earthers
And we support PETA
We are flat earthers
We're not a joke
We are flat earthers
We don't like coke
We are flat earthers
My dad left me
For some ground beef
There's literally no possible way the earth is round because if you've ever seen a
Map before, maps are flat, have you ever seen a round map
Before (Don't you mean a globe) No Wesley, there's no such thing as a globe
(What the hecks) But do you know if you put your clothes in a drying
Machine and its wet the water flies right off of it
But if the water was on the round earth how does the water stay
On and I think the FBI's on my uh (FBI OPEN UP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
We are flat earthers
We like starbucks
We are flat earthers
We like big trucks
We are flat earthers
My ducks eat chicken
We are flat earthers
America's home
We are flat earthers
Leave me alone
We are flat earthers
And one other thing
Make Levi taken
(He Ha ha he he)