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Mean Girls Musical Album Lyrics



Mean Girls Musical Lyrics






Barrett Wilbert Weed - A Cautionary Tale

[ Featuring Grey Henson ]

[Janis]
It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride
Based on actual events where people died

[Damian, spoken]
No one died

[Damian, sung]
But how far would you go
To be popular and hot?
Would you resist temptation?

[Janis]
No, you would not!
Just admit it

[Both]
Sometimes mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice
And though mean can take you far
Maybe this will make you think twice

[Damian, Spoken]
Kick! Layout! Fosse!

[Both]
This is a cautionary tale
About corruption and betrayal!

[Damian]
And getting hit by a bus!

[Janis]
You can't buy integrity at the mall, it's not for sale

[Damian, spoken]
Nice

[Janis, spoken]
Thank you

[Both]
This is a cautionary tale

[Ensemble]
OHHH. OHHH. AYYAYA. AYYAYA

[Damian, spoken]
Our story begins across the globe in Africa. Africa!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - It Roars

[Cady]
I'm sixteen living in paradise
With the lions and birds and stuff
But I'm sixteen and it's not enough

I'm alone, I mean, there's mom and dad
And the animals we observe
But frankly they're all on my last nerves

Nobody on the savanna understands
None of my closest friends even has hands
I've got dreams exciting me
Like, a fire igniting me
I tried to confide in my lions
But they keep biting me

Did you ever get a feeling
Everybody else is happy
Everybody else has friends
And they're better friends than yours

It's a very recent feeling
But it's running through my body
And it roars
It roars

[Mr. Heron, spoken]
Bindi, we've lost our funding and we're going to have to back to the US

[Cady, spoken]
Maybe I can meet an obese person

[Mrs. Heron, spoken]
It's going be a difficult adjustment, you'll have to go to a real school

[Cady]
Mom, I would love that, let's all try something new
We live in a tent
And adventure is what we do

[Mrs. Heron, spoken]
True

[Cady]
I've got no time to cry
I got new things to try
Like, high school, and skateboards and rapping
And Starbucks Venti Chai

Did you ever get a feeling
That a whole new world is waiting
Bringing happiness and friends
To the brave girl who explores
It's a scary kind of feeling, but it's so exhilarating

How it roars
It roars
It roars

Okay, maybe they didn't see me
Staring at their little screens
Plus, it's crowded
With all those teens
Hi, teens!

[Female Student, spoken]
Unsubscribe

[Cady]
They're tough. Challenge accepted
I'm trying to break into a pack
Like baboons, it's natural they attack
I got to fight for the right to belong, to fit in

[Students]
Somebody doesn't fit

[Cady]
They want to be included, like me
So eventually, I'll win

[Students]
New kid, ignore her!

[Cady & (Students)]
I'll win. (Just ignore her!)

[Students]
Do you ever get a feeling?

[Cady]
Everybody wants connection
Yes, I know they have their friends, but what is one friend more

[Students]
No!

[Cady]
'Cause I know, I know this feeling

[Students]
We know this feeling

[Cady]
So I brush off their rejection
At our core

[Students]
Just ignore her

[Cady]
You can't ignore

[Students]
Just ignore her

[Cady & (Students)]
The roar! (Roar. Roar. Roar. Roar.)

[Mr. Duvall, spoken]
Welcome to North Shore High!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Grey Henson - Where Do You Belong?


DAMIAN:
My momma used to tell me:
"baby girl don't ever eat lunch on the john."

JANIS (spoken): Your mother called you "baby girl"?

DAMIAN:
(spoken) Singing, ha ha
(sung) If the other ducklings think you're ugly
It's because they've never seen a swan
It takes all kinds of people who need people
So find people you can bare

Go find your group, your herd, your flock
Come talk a walk and answer my small questionnaire
Which I'll sing to you...
Ahh. Ahhh

Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?
Where do you belong?

You'll be judged on sight
And made to fit
So find a clique and stick with it
Say, where do you belong?

(spoken): Let's take a walk in the cafeteria, shall we? I'll show you the world as I see it

Varsity jocks and jv jocks
Will throw you in a locker if you say "Hello."
The rich stoners hate the gangsta whites
Though they're all smokin' the same oregano

Here's the sexually active band geeks
I've got two words for you:
"embouchure" and "ew"
And if you like blowing and fingering

Sexually active band geeks
This is the group of you!

DAMIAN:
(spoken) Back me up, show choir!
(sung) Cady, where do you belong
Where do you belong

STUDENTS:
We're dying to tell ya!

DAMIAN:
We all get a box that's where we go
It's stifling but at least you know
So, where do you belong?

STUDENTS:
We're dying to tell ya!
We're dying to
We're dying to
We're dying to!

DAMIAN:
There's girls that eat their feelings
And girls who don't eat
I like eating birthday cake around them
(spoken) Makes them crazy
Debate team

STUDENTS:
And dance team
They like to compete

DAMIAN:
And if they don't win
Their parents ground them

CADY (spoken): Who's this?

DAMIAN:
Darling those are the mathletes

CADY (spoken): Cool!

DAMIAN:
Joining them is social suicide

DAMIAN & STUDENTS:
It's all college applications
And doctor who quotations

DAMIAN:
They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride
(spoken) This is my dance break

STUDENTS:
Where do you belong
Where do you belong
Where do you belong
Where do you belong

DAMIAN:
You'll be judged on site, voted in or out
'cause that's what high school's all about

STUDENTS:
Where do you belong?

CADY (spoken): Oh, a kenya jacket! Jambo, rafiki!

RACHEL HAMILTON: What did you call me?

DAMIAN (spoken): Nope. Those are the woke seniors. Hey, rachel! You look cute.
I liked your post about intersectional veganism. See? Nothing.
She can tell we're idiots
(sung) But, who is at this table? Why it's janis!

JANIS: And damian, too!

STUDENTS: Ooo

JANIS & DAMIAN:
We're not exactly joiners
But, we'll be good friends to you
And our friendship means you can skip

JANIS: The geeks and the freaks, and the peaking too soon

DAMIAN:
The strivers, and the survivors, just waiting for june
The junior achievers

JANIS: The christian believers

DAMIAN: The tall, flowering wallflowers, bending on sneakers

JANIS & DAMIAN:
Forget this fuss
And shall with us
Come to lunch
And sit with us!

CADY (spoken): Okay?!

JANIS: (spoken) Yes! (sung) Sit with us

DAMIAN:
Here's where you belong

JANIS & DAMIAN:
Here's where you belong

STUDENTS:
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong

DAMIAN:
You need protection with pizazz
And helping hands

STUDENTS:
Not also jazz!
Here's where you belong
Stay here

CADY: Okay, i'm staying!

STUDENTS:
Yes, here's where you belong!

JANIS & DAMIAN:
Hey, cady, this is where you fit!
Hey, cady, this is where you sit!

STUDENTS:
Here's where you belong!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Grey Henson - Meet The Plastics


[CADY, spoken]
Woah. Who is at that table over there?

[DAMIAN, spoken]
Don't look at them, just don't!

[DAMIAN, sung]
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard

[JANIS]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[DAMIAN]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[JANIS]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flames

[DAMIAN, spoken]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[JANIS, spoken]
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones that work for her and then die

[REGINA, sung]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

[JANIS, spoken]
That's Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

[DAMIAN, spoken]
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

[GRETCHEN, sung]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[DAMIAN, JANIS]
Disaster!

[GRETCHEN]
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand

[DAMIAN, GRETCHEN]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[JANIS, spoken]
That is Karen Smith:
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[Damian, spoken]
I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange."

[KAREN, sung]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it

[REGINA]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[CADY, spoken]
Oh, it's okay, I...

[REGINA, sung]
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak

[GRETCHEN]
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[KAREN]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap]
[REGINA]
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
[GRETCHEN]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
[KAREN]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong

[REGINA, spoken]
No, really. Say it

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN, sung]
Say here's where you belong!

[CADY, sung] (Simultaneously)
Here's where I belong!

[GRETCHEN]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - Stupid With Love

CADY:
When I was five I fell in love
It didn't last
He ran from me
Literally ran from me
And being Kenyan
He ran fast

AARON (spoken): Mrs. Norbury is tough and a little weird but you get to like her eventually

CADY (spoken): Oh, like snake meat

CADY:
When I was ten in love again
This doctor from France
I waited for hours
Inside his candy flower
But was attacked by fire ants

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician
'Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because additions and subtractions and division
Would never make me feel
So stupid with love

Like I didn't get it
I didn't get it somehow
Smart at math and stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it
'Till now

AARON (spoken): Do you have an eraser?

CADY (spoken): I would love to

CADY:
So, thank you math for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you math
'Cause now brought me this cute boy

AARON (spoken): Is it two?

CADY (spoken): YES! Wee

CADY:
He's like someone from T.V. he's like that guy who give out roses to those women
His clothes is grooming
And he's not that far away from me with silky hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in,
He's livening the room

And I'm stupid with love
I wanna get it I want to get it, but how?
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I wanna get it I didn't get it 'till now

CADY (spoken)
Two over zero is undefined

AARON (spoken)
Two over zero is undefined Jinx.

CADY (spoken)
Ha!

CADY:
I'm astounded and nonplussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out?
He must get all sweaty at the gym

Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought
School was tough but now it's not
'Cause now there's him. It's all so simple

Stupid with love but I can get it
Watch this girl self-educate
I learned math so I can learn love

You wanna bet it
That I can get it
Just wait
Just wait
Just wait
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Barrett Wilbert Weed - Apex Predator

[ Featuring Erika Henningsen ]

JANIS:
Don't be fooled by the pink
She is not playing dolls
She is stalking the halls
For the thrill of the kill

Every person in school
Is aware of her stare
When she tosses her hair
They go perfectly still

All their eyes say, "don't attack me."
Watch them sweat and pant and shake
Every food chain has its acme
Regina George eats steak

She's the queen of the beasts
She can smell your fear
In this biosphere
She's the apex predator

Like a lionesses
Only with less fur
Do not mess with her
She's the apex predator

CADY:
At the watering hole
See the girls who weren't nice
Have to scatter like mice
From a jungle cat

And though Janis is great
She does not have this power
People literally cower
Janis can't do that

See us mark our territory
As I follow in her train
I was victim, I was quarry
Now I shake my mane

She's the queen of beasts
And I'm in her pride
I have hitched a ride
With the apex predator

And it's kinda fun
When she bares her claws
When I'm safe because
I'm with the apex predator

Did I think I'd be protected by my new exotic pet
Not a chance if she suspected
I was any kind of reproductive threat
But she doesn't know yet

JANIS & CADY:
No, she doesn't know yet
She's the queen of beasts
At this beastly school
Gotta keep things cool
With the apex predator

CADY:
So I'm kinda friends

JANIS:
But you're kind of prey

CADY:
Jesus, what a day

JANIS & CADY:
With the apex predator
Will she braid your hair
Will she eat your heart
How can you outsmart
The apex predator
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Ashley Park - Whats Wrong With Me?

GRETCHEN:
(spoken) Regina, let me in. I'm sorry about the car burp
(sung)
Tell me what's wrong with me
My body, face, my hair
Tell me all my many faults
Tell me like you care

When we both know you're cruel
And we both know you're right
I could listen to you, like a fool all night

What's wrong with me?
How I speak?
How I dress?
What's wrong with me?

You keep me guessing
Mama called me beautiful
Don't believe her anymore
Now I'm listening to you

What do I do that for?
Please don't ignore me
Mmh. Mmh

Tell me who we hate today
And I will fall in line
Hug me though my shoulders tense
And we'll pretend we're fine

Though we both know one day
There'll be blood on the floor
And which one will betray the other more

CADY: (spoken) I have to go home now

GRETCHEN:
(spoken) Okay. Fun. See you tomorrow!
(sung)
What's wrong with me?
Where's my mind
Where does it end?
Maybe I need to try to get other friends

What's wrong with you
What can I do
What's wrong with me
Could it be you

What's wrong with me
See that, you see
What's wrong with me
Mmh. Mmh
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Kyle Selig - Stupid With Love (Reprise)

[ Featuring Erika Henningsen ]

AARON:
It's all on me
With her I tried to be somebody cool

CADY: (spoken)
You're already cool

AARON: (spoken)
Um. Thanks
(sung) That's love, I guess
You try hard to impress but end up acting like a tool
I find the whole thing so frustrating

CADY:
Sounds frustrating

AARON:
So, I'm swearing off dating

CADY: (spoken)
Shit

AARON:
I just get

BOTH:
Stupid with love

AARON:
I just don't get it

CADY:
I'll never get it

AARON:
I just don't get

CADY:
I just don't get it

AARON:
I'll never get

BOTH:
How?
All I get is stupid with love

AARON:
I just don't get it

CADY:
I'll never get it

AARON: (spoken)
You'll never get what?

CADY: (spoken)
What? Umm. Eee. This problem

AARON: (spoken)
It's a factorial, you multiply it

CADY: (spoken)
Ooh, thanks. You're so smart

JANIS: (spoken)
Okay, don't sleep on that. She just pretended to be dumb to get a boy to keep talking to her.
And it worked. 'Cause that shit always works

AARON: (spoken)
Hey, we're having a party at my friend Chris' this weekend, you wanna come?

CADY: (spoken)
Me?

AARON: (spoken)
Yeah, it's a Halloween costume party, people really get into it

CADY: (spoken)
Grool. I meant to say "great" and then I started to say "cool"

AARON: (spoken)
Okay, grool

CADY:
Stupid with love
But now I get it
Both we finally found a way
Acting dumb times x equals love

AARON: (spoken)
Hey, what's the date?

CADY:
October third
My new favorite day
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Kate Rockwell - Sexy

KAREN:
(spoken) Hi
(sung) If I could change the world
I'd make it halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace should be first
World peace and then halloween
(spoken) Wait, let me start over

(sung) If I could change the world
I'd make us have world peace
And also halloween
Every single day
On halloween, you can pretend to be someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person and with candy
When you are the hot one
It's a full time gig
Looking like what people wanna see

GIRLS: Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and sexy

KAREN & GIRLS:
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Don't like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look

GIRLS: Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
KAREN: (spoken)
Why be so down hearted
And blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy look

KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and sexy
KAREN & GIRLS: I can be
KAREN: Who I wanna be and hot
KAREN & GIRLS: Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!

KAREN:
Animals, or men will do
Or even vegetation!
(spoken) I give you "sexy corn!"
(sung) I can be, who i want to be

KAREN & GIRLS: Sexy!
KAREN: A sexy quint from sexy "jaws," catching sexy sharks
GIRLS: Uh-huh!
KAREN: Sexy eleanor roosevelt or sexy rosa parks!
GIRLS: Uh-huh!

KAREN:
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!
(spoken) That's not right, is it?

GRETCHEN: No
KAREN: I can sexy cure some cancer!
GRETCHEN: No!
KAREN: I can cure sex cancer!
GRETCHEN: (spoken) Sex cancer doesn't exist
KAREN: (spoken) I did it
GIRLS: Happy halloween!

KAREN:
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to be
And sex...
Sex...
Sexy!
(spoken) I'm a sexy mouse
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Taylor Louderman - Someone Gets Hurt

[ Featuring Kyle Selig ]

REGINA:
Yes, I look perfect
Ice Queen, that's what they see
It's what they expect from me
But it's all show

Face it, you used me
You saw my sexy clothes
My supermodel pose
But did you know?

Was I a game to you?
Was I way too cool?
I truly cared
Was I the fool?

It's fine for you
It's fine to flirt
It's fine
'Till someone gets hurt
'Till someone gets hurt!

Feel my heart beating?
I'm just like her or you
People forget I'm human too
Yes, they do that

This is performance
This is all self defense
I thought you had the sense
To see through that

Was I too proud of you?
Was I too cold and forbidding?
And you chose her over me
Are you kidding?

BOYS:
Are you kidding?

REGINA:
Poor little me
All trapped in this fabulous show
You could set me free
But if you wanna go

BOYS:
Go! Oh! Oh!

REGINA:
It's fine for you
It's fine to play
And God you're hot
Why do you even wear a shirt?

REGINA & AARON:
It's fine!

AARON:
Damn you're fine!

REGINA:
Damn you're fine!

REGINA & AARON:
And It's fine!

REGINA:
Until someone gets...

ENSEMBLE:
Hurt! Hurt!

REGINA:
'Till someone gets hurt!
'Till someone gets hurt!
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Writer: Jeffrey William Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Barrett Wilbert Weed - Revenge Party

[ Featuring Grey Henson, Erika Henningsen ]

JANIS (spoken): No, don't be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend.
We are your friends. And we are gonna make her pay

JANIS:
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
They're fun to be around

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS:
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS:
Imagine the party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take

DAMIAN:
Now that's a party

JANIS:
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike

DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a Revenge Party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge it's what it's like

JANIS (spoken): I have dreamed of this day for many years,
But I have never had an inside man

DAMIAN (spoken): Ugh, I almost did once as Governor of school, but I got nervous

JANIS (spoken): Alright, if this is gonna work,
You are gonna have to pretend like you still like them, can you do it?

CADY (spoken): Yes. (Gretchen enters) Hey, girl

GRETCHEN (spoken): Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
But he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault

CADY (spoken): No. I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

GRETCHEN (spoken): Aw, of course, also Regina wanted me to give you this

DAMIAN (spoken): Ew

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall
It's a revenge party with your two best friends

CADY:
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

DAMIAN & JANIS:
Yes, bitch!

CADY:
I end up with Aaron when she's gone

STUDENTS:
What's Regina doing?
What is Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

JANIS (spoken): Now, we take away Regina's only accomplishments,
Being a hot person

DAMIAN (spoken): Yeah, but how?

CADY (spoken): I know how!

DAMIAN (spoken): Oh, here we go

JANIS, DAMIAN, CADY: KÄLTEEN!

REGINA (spoken): What is that?

CADY (spoken): Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting.
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

REGINA (spoken): I want to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat?

CADY (spoken): Zero. You just cross multiply x over a thousand
And divide it by point three five kilograms

REGINA (spoken): Whatever! Bring me a whole box

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone

JANIS:
And ugly crying

JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like

STUDENTS:
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

JANIS (spoken): We've got to go harder.
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her

CADY (spoken): No. No, I can't do that, Gretchen is fragile

JANIS (spoken): Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use.
Shh, here she comes

CADY (spoken): Hey, girl, are you sending any candy canes?

REGINA (spoken): I don't send them, I just get them. Stop pulling it down,
Your hair looks sexy push back. Cady, please tell Aaron that his hair looks sexy push back

CADY (spoken): Your hair looks sexy push back

AARON (spoken): Um, thanks. I'll see you in Cal

JANIS:
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips

DAMIAN:
WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips

CADY:
No. No. No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be taught
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I'm parting now
A candy cane, please

CADY, DAMIAN, JANIS:
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

STUDENTS:
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

DAMIAN (spoken): Ho, Ho, Ho. One candy cane gram for Shane Omen

STUDENTS:
She gets everything

DAMIAN (spoken): One for Caddy Heron

STUDENTS:
She gets everything

DAMIAN (spoken): Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

STUDENTS:
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco

DAMIAN (spoken): And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

GRETCHEN (spoken): Who sent that?

CADY (spoken): Aw. It's from...

STUDENTS:
Regina! Regina! Regina!

CADY (spoken): Thanks for being a such a great best friend

GRETCHEN (spoken): Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. Gimme it. I mean... okay, well,
If you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just
To make fun of you 'cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them.
And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond,
Also she told me she cheats on Aaron every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really,
She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

CADY (spoken): She makes him wear the costume?

GRETCHEN (spoken): NO, THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
And I've never told anybody because I'm such a good friend

JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN:
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's done

STUDENTS:
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything

ALL:
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where revenge
Is what is like
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - Fearless

[ Featuring Ashley Park, Kate Rockwell ]

[GRETCHEN]
Wait
Who is my boss now Regina is gone?

[KAREN]
I'll wear what I want
Which is what I have on
And a vest
That's how it feels
To be free, free

[GRETCHEN]
I thought you would cave
But you stood up to her
You were strong, you were brave
No, you know what you were
You were fetch

[GRETCHEN, KAREN]
So fetch! And we're free, free
You were so fearless
Woah-oh
You didn't cry or hide or throw up

So fearless
Woah-oh
No emotional trauma
Just fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh

[CADY]
Well some people need to grow up

[STUDENTS]
Woah! Fearless!

[CADY]
Got no time for her drama
She'll go cry to mama
From now on Imma be

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[STUDENTS]
Woah-oh-oh

[CADY, GRETCHEN, KAREN]
Fearless!

[CADY]
A girl's got to do
What a girl's got to do
I did it for me, sure
But really for you!
So that you can live fearlessly too
Imagine fearless!

[CADY, STUDENTS]
Woah-oh!

[CADY]
Imagine stronger, better, bolder!
And fearless!

[CADY, STUDENTS]
Woah-oh!

[CADY]
Brush that dirt off your shoulder

[GIRLS]
Imagine just dancing like no one was there
Everyone staring but you do not care

[TAYLOR WEDELL]
Not hunching your shoulders
To make yourself small!

[GIRLS]
To walk right down
The middle of the hall
Not small
Not small
Walk tall!

[STUDENTS]
Fearless!
Fearless!
Fearless!

[CADY, spoken]
Regina, I'm sorry this had to happen

[REGINA]
It's fine for you
New hair, new skirt
It's fine
'Till someone gets hurt

[STUDENTS]
Ahhh

[REGINA]
'Till someone gets hurt!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Grey Henson - Stop

[ Featuring Kate Rockwell ]

[DAMIAN]
Ironically, I need to scare you straight
Because this should not be how we roll
We get these ideas and we just can't wait
But there is a price

You want to do slash have it all
Because you have no impulse control
So before you snap, tag, like, or god forbid call
Here is my advice
Stop

When you send five texts
And you get none back
So you want to send a sixth one
Stop
You gotta stop

Stop
When you're failing math
'Cause you think it's more attractive
To guys if you're stupid
Stop

Do better and stop
I know it's hard but try
Don't instantly gratify
My god, girl, he's just a guy
You really need to stop

Stop
You're gonna make a mess
And then who's going to get the mop?

[JANIS]
This guy!

[DAMIAN]
When you talk
And you talk 'til you can't get calm
It keeps coming out like
Word vomit. Stop!
Eat a cracker and stop

[JANIS, spoken]
Cady, we all make bad choices, sometimes. Damian, tell her about Phillip

[DAMIAN]
Oh, at art camp, I played Lumiere
And the Beast and I had a fling
I'd run my fingers through his hair
Well, beast. So, fur

His second show was Anything Goes
And his co-star was some female thing
And when they kissed
Which by the way, gross
I wanted to murder her

But no one told me stop stalking him
And that pasty catholic girl
Who is playing Hope Harcourt
Of course, cause, basic
Stop

[CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
STOP! STOP! STOP!

[DAMIAN]
I couldn't stop

[CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
Dude, you really need to stop

[DAMIAN]
Stop
Posting comments on Youtube
As four different people
That her "De-Lovely" was pitchy
Stop

[CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
STOP! STOP! STOP!

[DAMIAN]
I really had to stop

[CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
He didn't stop

[DAMIAN]
'Cause when you feel attacked
That's a feeling, not a fact
Don't jump online and react
You really need to stop
Stop
Picking at...

[DAMIAN, CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
The emotional zit
That you can't pop

[DAMIAN]
For four whole weeks
I trolled and dissed her
Then I found out
She was his sister! Stop!
Hashtag obsessed, stop

[CHRISTIAN, MARWAN & SHANE]
STOP!

[DAMIAN, spoken]
And now he won't talk to me, and he won't accept my edible arrangements. Ladies, what have you learned from your worst ideas?

[TAYLOR WEDELL]
Oh! Stop
When you think to yourself
Should I get a tattoo
Of the Chinese word for wisdom?
Stop
Check the spelling and stop!
It means bucket

[CAITLYN CAUSSIN]
Stop
When you're babysitting kids
And you make them go to bed
So you can take their mom's oxy
Stop
Stick to vodka and stop

[KAREN]
Stop
When you have a huge crush on a boy
And he asks you to send nude pics
And you're like "Wow, he likes me"
So you send them
But don't crop your head off
'Cause you're only thirteen
And don't know any better
And I guess his friends shared them
'Cause now you're all over
A porn site called "Amateur Tweens"

Stop!
'Cause I'm actually a human being a not a prop

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
Think before posting...

[KAREN]
Sending...

[TAYLOR WEDELL]
Tattooing!

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
Stop

[DAMIAN]
Good work, ladies, let's take a break. A-five-six-seven-eight!

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
Stop
Stop

[CADY]
Jesus

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
As right as it might seem
To overshare, troll or meme
That's just low self esteem
In your brain like a bull in a china shop

[DAMIAN]
Stop
Being glued to your phone
Counting followers and likes and ignoring your friends

[DAMIAN, spoken]
She's leaving just like my dad

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
Stop, stop, stop
We can't stop
Stop, stop, stop
We can't stop
Stop, stop, stop
You really gotta

[DAMIAN]
Stop

[DAMIAN & GIRLS]
Honestly, everyone stop
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Kerry Butler - What's Wrong With Me? (Reprise)

[ Featuring Ashley Park ]

[GRETCHEN]
What's wrong with me?
Different boss
Same old song

I try so hard
Is that what's wrong?
It's like all I do is plan
For joy I don't get to feel

I'm whoever you want
Is that my only appeal?
Who am I really?
Hmmm....hmmm...

[MRS. GEORGE]
What's wrong with me?
Ask me for help, ask me for hugs
Girl stuff sucks

Why couldn't it just be drugs?
I try to give you love
I try to give you space
You roll your eyes so hard
They're going to roll right off your face

[GRETCHEN & MRS. GEORGE]
What's wrong with me?
Why are you mad
Why do we fight?

[MRS. GEORGE]
Why can't I?

[GRETCHEN]
Why can't I?

[MRS. GEORGE]
Do anything right?
Someday, you'll have children too
Then baby, wait and see
You'll be worshiped for years
And then she'll turn three
And everything's...

[GRETCHEN & MRS. GEORGE]
Wrong with me
Hmmm...hmmm
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Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher




Cheech Manohar - Whose House Is This?


[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN]
Seriously, whose house is this?
Hear about a party
Here's the procedure
Text all your friends
Tell 'em where to meet you

So you know nobody
That's not what counts
It's someone's house
And they got no bouncer!

Tons of marijuana
And molly and the conahan
Drinking from the neck
Of the bottle, what the heck

We lit up like a torch
Smokin' on your porch
Tryin'a maintain
While the neighbors complain

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN]
Seriously, whose house is this?


[CADY]
Really, this is not-
Really, that's a lot-
Really, is that pot?

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, do a shot!

[PARTYGOERS]
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
Shot! Shot! Shot! Wooh!

[CADY]
Oh wow, that's really strong and
Why's Aaron taking so long and
Put that down!
That's not a bong!

[KEVIN]
Spinnin' on the stereo
Of somebody I barely know
Hey, Cady Heron!
Music's blarin'!

[CADY]
You seen Aaron?

[GRETCHEN]
No!

[KEVIN]
Senior jocks and band freaks
Throwin' all of your antiques
Drinkin' till we slur
Heck, hope you got insurance!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KAREN]
Seriously, whose house is this?

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, look at this party
It will pass into legend
Music is cranked
Everyone's tanked
Say, "Thank you, Gretchen!"

[CADY]
Really everyone?

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[CADY]
Really, is this fun?

[PARTYGOERS]
Ho!

[KAREN]
This is how it's done!

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, down in one!

[PARTYGOERS]
Down in one!
Cady! Down in one! Wooh!
Turn the freakin' music up!
Turn the freakin' music up!
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It's my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It was always my house!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[OTHER PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KAREN]
Seriously, whose house is this?

[KEVIN]
Hear about a party
Here's the procedure...

[MALE PARTYGOERS]
Whose house? Whose house?
Whose house is this?

[KEVIN]
Text all your friends
Tell 'em where to meet you

[FEMALE PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!

[KEVIN]
So you know nobody
That's not what counts...

[MALE PARTYGOERS]
Whose house? Whose house?
Whose house is this?

[KEVIN]
It's somebody's house
And they got no bouncer...

[FEMALE PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!!

[KEVIN]
Tons of marijuana
And molly and the conahan

(PARTYGOERS overlap with KEVIN)

[PARTYGOERS (FEMALE PARTYGOERS)]
Whose house is this? (Mine)
Whose house is this? (Mine)
Whose house is this? (Mine)
Whose house is this? (Mine)

[KEVIN]
Drinking from the neck
Of the bottle, what the heck
We lit up up like a torch
Smokin' on your porch

[MALE PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It's my house now!
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - More Is Better

[ Featuring Kyle Selig ]

I was alone a lot
Mostly observing things
Like hyenas and migrations
And who cares?

Now I have all these friends
I'm never by myself
I mean, look at all those people downstairs
More is always better

More people know my name
I have more shoes
More is always better
Cause when you have less
You have more to lose

Wait, that's confusing

[AARON]
See, I don't mind alone
Sometimes alone is good
'Cause time to think is in short supply

[CADY]
You haven't been alone
Try Kenya with one phone
Almost no people
Just like animals and sky

Do you know what I had more of?
Stars
So many stars at night
But here there's so much light
I see them less now

Plus, I'm always cold because the air-conditioned air
Though in fairness, that could be how I dress now
Whatever, I look cuter
It worked, like pretending I needed a tutor

[AARON, spoken]
Pretending?

[CADY, spoken]
Yeah, I pretended to be bad at math to get you to talk to me

[AARON, spoken]
Why didn't you just talk to me?

[CADY, spoken]
Because of Regina. Because you were her property...

[AARON, spoken]
Her property?

[CADY, spoken]
No, shut up, not her property...

[AARON, spoken]
Don't tell me to shut up
You are, like, a clone of Regina

[CADY, spoken]
What? No!

(CADY)
I am more, I am better
And no one likes you more
Not anyone, not her

More is always better
Don't look at me that way
What girl would you prefer?

[AARON]
I would prefer the girl you were
Not who you're trying to be
You think this works with me?
Well, you thought wrong

Looking at this place
I see you trying to erase
What is best about yourself just to belong

You say more is always better
But there is less of you than there was before
So, if more is always better
Then you should have thought it through a bit more

[CADY]
I should have thought it through a bit...
You know what I had more of?
Stars...
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Barrett Wilbert Weed - Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise)

[ Featuring Grey Henson ]

CADY: (spoken)
Janis, I can't spend every second with you,
It's not my fault that you're like in love with me or something

DAMIAN: (spoken)
Oh, no, she didn't

JANIS: (spoken)
See? That is the thing with you Plastics.
You think that everyone is in love with you when actually everyone hates you

CADY: (spoken)
You made me like this it was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic

JANIS: (spoken)
No that's...
(sung)
Buddy, it's not pretend
You're as plastic as they come
You think your shit don't stink
You think the rest of us are dumb

I hate Regina's guts
But here's what you can't comprehend
At least she has the guts to not pretend
To be my friend...
(spoken)
Here have it, it won a prize

CADY: (spoken)
Janis. I...

JANIS:
No. It's fine
Really fine
We'll be fine

DAMIAN:
And I want my pink shirt
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

Writer: Jeffrey William Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Taylor Louderman - World Burn

REGINA:
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heels

This is what I get for helping
Helping someone lame fit in
Cady heron, enjoy your temporary win

My name is Regina George
"Regina is a fugly cow."
Hey Cady, how do you like me now?
I wanna watch the world burn, i got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn, i got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get...

REGINA: (spoken) I'm just so upset, Mr. Duvall. I found it in the girls' bathroom.
I mean the things it says about me. The things it says about all of us

MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Is this true? Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka?
Does that work? Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher? What does this say? Caitlyn Caussin has what?

REGINA: (spoken) Hairy nips

MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Good lord. Don't worry, we will find out who did this

REGINA: (spoken) There are only three girls in the school who aren't in it

MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Can you give me names?

REGINA:
Cady, time to watch your back
Cady, time to turn and cough
Because you took me down
But you didn't finish me off
My name is Regina George
And in case you're keeping score
Cady may have won the battle
But I will win the world war
I wanna watch the world burn

STUDENTS:
Trang Pak is a grotsky bi-otch!

REGINA:
I got the gasoline!

STUDENTS:
Ms. Norbury is a drug pusher!

REGINA:
I wanna make the world burn

STUDENTS:
Janis is a space dyke!

JANIS: (spoken) That's original
"Damian Hubbard is too gay to function." It's only okay when I say it!

DAMIAN: (spoken) Wait, only Cady could have written that

STUDENTS:
Regina is a fugly cow
Regina is a fugly cow
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?

REGINA:
Ohh. Woah-oh-oh!

STUDENTS:
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?

REGINA:
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline!
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone could see

STUDENTS:
So mean!

REGINA:
Mean!

STUDENTS:
So mean!

REGINA:
Mean! I wanna watch the world burn

STUDENTS:
Who wrote this? Who wrote this?

REGINA:
I wanna watch the world burn
Mean! I wanna watch the burn!
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Writer: Nell Benjamin, Jeffrey Richmond
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Barrett Wilbert Weed - Id Rather Be Me

JANIS:
So your best friend screwed you over
Acted nice when she's not nice
Well, I have some advice
'Cause it's happened to me. Twice
Here's my secret strategy,
It always works because
The world doesn't end
It just feels like it does

So raise your right finger
And solemnly swear
"Whatever they say about me
I don't care!"

I won't twist in knots to join your game
I will say, "you make me mad."
And if you treat me bad
I'll say "you're bad"
And if I eat alone from this moment on
That's just what I'll do
'Cause I'd rather be me, I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

We're supposed to all be ladies
And be nurturing and care
Is that really fair?
Boys get to fight, we have to share
Here's the way that turns out
We always understand
How to slap someone down
With our underhands

So here's my right finger
To how girls should behave
'Cause sometimes what's meant to break you
Makes you brave

So I will not act all innocent
I won't fake apologize
Let's just fight and then make up, not tell these lies
Let's call our damage even
Clean the slate till it's like new
It's a new life for me
Where I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you

JANIS:
I'll say, "NO!"

FEMALE STUDENTS:
NO!

JANIS:
I'll say, "knock it off, with your notes and your rules and your games."
And those sycophants who follow you
I'll remember all their names
And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do
I will not laugh along with them
And approve their palace coup, 'cause that's not me

FEMALE STUDENTS:
Janis. Janis. Janis. Janis

JANIS:
I don't need their good opinions
I have plenty of opinions
Everybody has opinions but it doesn't make them true
What's true is being me
And I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you.

FEMALE STUDENTS:
And I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me than be with you.

JANIS:
So raise them high 'cause playing nice and shy is insulting my IQ

FEMALE STUDENTS:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

JANIS:
I'd Rather Be Me
I'd Rather Be Me
I'd Rather Be Me than be with you!
I'd Rather Be Me
I'd Rather Be Me
I'd Rather Be Me than be with you!
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - Do This Thing


[KEVIN, spoken]
Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN, spoken]
What!

[CADY]
I can do this
Always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast

[MS. NORBURY]
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Let's do this thing

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Let's do this thing!

[KEVIN]
You're gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school's a four year social curse
But math's the foundation of the...

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Universe!

[KEVIN]
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's...

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Beep!
Do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Do, this thing
Do, this thing

[CADY]
I'm no plastic

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
No

[CADY]
I'm no bitch

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
No!

[CADY]
I'm

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
A lean, mean math machine
On a mission!

[CADY]
I lost what I lost
Got to start brand new

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew!
Gotta kick off the dust

[CADY]
I got the schquillz to thrill

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Schquillz!

[CADY]
Let's do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Let's do this thing!

[ADJUDICATOR]
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Each right answer is worth two points, and as always, no calculators
Please solve for...

[KEVIN]
X equals two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
PI The rate is two, Pi

[ROWAN]
X is greater than the value of Y

[MARWAN JITLA]
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote at Y equals three

[MARYMOUNT #2]
Function X equals MX plus X

[KEVIN]
The derivative of F at argument Z

[MARYMOUNT #3]
Negative four

[CADY]
Negative two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
The slope is zero

[CAROLINE KRAFFT]
The answer is true!

[MARYMOUNT #3]
One point of inflection

[KEVIN]
Twenty-nine!

[CADY]
Four is the slope of the tangent line!

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
How are you feeling?

[CADY, spoken]
Amazing!

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
You've got this! Here, take a water

[CADY, spoken]
Thanks... Ah! Aaron, why?

[AARON, spoken]
Ms. Norbury asked me to help since everyone else is at Spring Fling. But since I don't go to North Shore anymore...

CADY
Aaron, I didn't write that in the burn book

[AARON, spoken]
I know, that was Regina, I forgot who I was dealing with

[CADY, spoken]
Well, I'm sorry you have to be homeschooled

[AARON, spoken]
Yeah, so's my mom
(buzz)
Go get 'em!
I like seeing you be awesome, I haven't seen it in a long time

[CADY, spoken]
(to MS. NORBURY) Ugh, why are you doing this to me?

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
Because I'm a pusher! I know that if you can be your authentic self in front of Aaron, you'll be able to do it for the rest of your life

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. In the event of a tie we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select?

[MARYMOUNT #1, spoke]
We pick the girl

[KEVIN, spoken]
We pick the girl too

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Miss Krafft and Miss Heron, please step forward

[CADY, spoken]
Nice to meet you

[CAROLINE KRAFFT, spoken]
You're going down, slut

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Contestants, find the limit of this equation

[CADY, spoken]
Wait, it's not me against you, it's North Shore versus Marymount. And look, I'm not here to be better than the one other girl, I'm here to be better than all of you!...

[CAROLINE KRAFFT, spoken]
The limit is negative one

[CADY, spoken]
Shuck! Ah, I meant to say "shoot"� and I almost said "fu..."

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
That answer is incorrect. If Miss Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner

[CADY, spoken]
Why did she waste energy insulting me? Why did I waste time judging your hair? This is not a competition

[KEVIN]
It kinda is though

[CADY, spoken]
Yes, right, right, a math one
(sung)
If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scarded, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!

[KEVIN, spoken]
You like that Marymount?!

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
And don't it feel good
To have gotten this far?
It's not something you did
Not the girls you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just saying
"Just do your thing"

[AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
All you solve is the problem in front of you

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Do your thing

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Living for me, not dancing for none of you
Do. Your. Thing!
Do your thing!
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Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.




Erika Henningsen - I See Stars

CADY:
Crown. Right
Here, in this light?
It could be platinum
Actually it's kind of dumb
(spoken)
We could really just share it
(sung)
Cheap. Fake
Easy to break
That's how i used to be

Here. Take it
Now i'm awake
I'll tell you what i see

Plastic don't shine
Glitter don't shine
Rhinestones don't shine
The way you do

You are so real
You are so rare
I see you there - I see you

I see stars
So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful

I see stars
You shine as bright as day
I will look out for you
We'll light each other's way
You're all stars

See, I will not hide
That was my problem, I...
Don't be frightened like me
The darker the night
The brighter you shine

Plastic don't shine
Glitter don't shine
Rhinestones don't shine
The way you do

You are on fire
You can rise higher
Up in the sky
Enjoy the view
You stars!

So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful
I see stars

You are real
And you are rare
I want to say
I see you there
It's me and you
Not us and her
Cause if we knew

CADY, REGINA, GRETCHEN & KAREN:
How strong we were

CADY:
We'd say what we are

ENSEMBLE:
Stars!

CADY, REGINA, GRETCHEN & KAREN:
Say what you are!

ALL:
We're stars!
We're all stars!
So many stars tonight
You're making diamonds dull
You are so beautiful
I see stars

We shine as bright as day
I will look out for you
We'll light each other's day
I see stars

I see stars
So many stars tonight
You could make diamonds dull
You are so beautiful
I see stars

We shine as bright as day
I will look out for you
We'll light each other's way
We are so real
We are so rare

We see you there, we see you
We're all stars!
We're all stars!
So many stars!
So many stars!
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

Writer: Jeffrey Richmond, Nell Benjamin
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.






Mean Girls is a musical with a book by Tina Fey, lyrics by Nell Benjamin, and music by Jeff Richmond. It is based on the 2004 Mark Waters film of the same name, which was also written by Fey and was in-turn inspired by Rosalind Wiseman's 2002 book Queen Bees and Wannabes.

The musical focuses on Cady Heron, a teenage girl who transfers to a public high school after being homeschooled her whole life in Africa. At school, she befriends outsiders Janis Sarkisian and Damian Hubbard who persuade her to infiltrate the "Plastics", a clique consisting of wealthy but insecure Gretchen Wieners, sweet but dimwitted Karen Smith, and "queen bee" Regina George.

Directed and choreographed by Casey Nicholaw, and produced by Lorne Michaels, the original production of Mean Girls premiered on Broadway at the August Wilson Theatre in 2018, after completing pre-Broadway tryouts in Washington, D.C. at the National Theatre in 2017. The show received positive to mixed reviews from critics and was nominated for twelve awards at the 72nd Tony Awards, including Best Musical.

A recording featuring the original Broadway cast was released in 2018 by Atlantic Records. The show closed after 833 performances on Broadway on March 11, 2020, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

A film adaptation was released in theaters in January 2024.
Genre(s): Broadway, Broadway musical
Released: May 18th, 2018
Year: 2018

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