[ Featuring Rory OMalley, Josh Gad, Various, Benjamin Schrader, Scott Barnhardt, Justin Bohon, Kevin Duda, Brian Sears, Jason Michael Snow, Lewis Cleale ]
Hello
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My name is Elder Price
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And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
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Hello
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My name is Elder Grant
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It's a book about America, a long, long time ago
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It has so many awesome parts
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You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
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Hello
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My name is Elder Green
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I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
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Hello, my name is Elder Young
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Hello
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Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
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You can read all about it now
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Hello
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In this nifty book, it's free no, you don't have to pay
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Hello
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Hello, my name is Elder Smith
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And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
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Hello
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Hello
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Hello
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I'll just leave it here
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It has a lot of information you can really use
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Hello
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Hi
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My name is
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Jesus Christ
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You have a lovely home
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Hello
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It's an amazing book
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Bonjour
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Hola
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Ni Hao
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Me llamo Elder White
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Are these your kids?
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This book gives you the secret to eternal life
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Sound good?
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Eternal life
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With Jesus Christ
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Is super fun
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Hello
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Ding dong
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And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done
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No thanks?
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You sure?
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Oh, well
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That's fine
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Goodbye
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Have fun in hell
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Hey now
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You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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Hello, would you like to change religions?
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I have a free book written by Jesus
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No, no, Elder Cunningham
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That's not how we do it
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You're making things up again
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Just stick to the approved dialogue
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Elders, show him
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Hello
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Hello
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My name is
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Elder Cunningham!
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And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
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Hello
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Hello
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Ding dong
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Heigh ho
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Just take this book
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It's free
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For you
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For me
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You see?
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You simply won't believe how much
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This book will change your life (hello)
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This book will change your life (hello)
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So you won't burn in
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Hello
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You're gonna die someday
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But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
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Spend eternity
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With friends and family
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We can fully guarantee you that
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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This book will change your life
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The Book of Mormon (Mormon)
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Hello
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