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The Book Of Mormon Musical Lyrics





Hello!
by Andrew Rannells, Rory OMalley, Josh Gad, Various, Benjamin Schrader, Scott Barnhardt, Justin Bohon, Kevin Duda, Brian Sears, Jason Michael Snow and Lewis Cleale


Hello
+
My name is Elder Price
+
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
+
Hello
+
My name is Elder Grant
+
It's a book about America, a long, long time ago
+
It has so many awesome parts
+
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
+
Hello
+
My name is Elder Green
+
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
+
Hello, my name is Elder Young
+
Hello
+
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
+
You can read all about it now
+
Hello
+
In this nifty book, it's free no, you don't have to pay
+
Hello
+
Hello, my name is Elder Smith
+
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
I'll just leave it here
+
It has a lot of information you can really use
+
Hello
+
Hi
+
My name is
+
Jesus Christ
+
You have a lovely home
+
Hello
+
It's an amazing book
+
Bonjour
+
Hola
+
Ni Hao
+
Me llamo Elder White
+
Are these your kids?
+
This book gives you the secret to eternal life
+
Sound good?
+
Eternal life
+
With Jesus Christ
+
Is super fun
+
Hello
+
Ding dong
+
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done
+
No thanks?
+
You sure?
+
Oh, well
+
That's fine
+
Goodbye
+
Have fun in hell
+
Hey now
+
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
Hello, would you like to change religions?
+
I have a free book written by Jesus
+
No, no, Elder Cunningham
+
That's not how we do it
+
You're making things up again
+
Just stick to the approved dialogue
+
Elders, show him
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
My name is
+
Elder Cunningham!
+
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
Ding dong
+
Heigh ho
+
Just take this book
+
It's free
+
For you
+
For me
+
You see?
+
You simply won't believe how much
+
This book will change your life (hello)
+
This book will change your life (hello)
+
So you won't burn in
+
Hello
+
You're gonna die someday
+
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
+
Spend eternity
+
With friends and family
+
We can fully guarantee you that
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
The Book of Mormon (Mormon)
+
Hello
+
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Hello
+
My name is Elder Price
+
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
+
Hello
+
My name is Elder Grant
+
It's a book about America, a long, long time ago
+
It has so many awesome parts
+
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
+
Hello
+
My name is Elder Green
+
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
+
Hello, my name is Elder Young
+
Hello
+
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
+
You can read all about it now
+
Hello
+
In this nifty book, it's free no, you don't have to pay
+
Hello
+
Hello, my name is Elder Smith
+
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
I'll just leave it here
+
It has a lot of information you can really use
+
Hello
+
Hi
+
My name is
+
Jesus Christ
+
You have a lovely home
+
Hello
+
It's an amazing book
+
Bonjour
+
Hola
+
Ni Hao
+
Me llamo Elder White
+
Are these your kids?
+
This book gives you the secret to eternal life
+
Sound good?
+
Eternal life
+
With Jesus Christ
+
Is super fun
+
Hello
+
Ding dong
+
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done
+
No thanks?
+
You sure?
+
Oh, well
+
That's fine
+
Goodbye
+
Have fun in hell
+
Hey now
+
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
Hello, would you like to change religions?
+
I have a free book written by Jesus
+
No, no, Elder Cunningham
+
That's not how we do it
+
You're making things up again
+
Just stick to the approved dialogue
+
Elders, show him
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
My name is
+
Elder Cunningham!
+
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
+
Hello
+
Hello
+
Ding dong
+
Heigh ho
+
Just take this book
+
It's free
+
For you
+
For me
+
You see?
+
You simply won't believe how much
+
This book will change your life (hello)
+
This book will change your life (hello)
+
So you won't burn in
+
Hello
+
You're gonna die someday
+
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
+
Spend eternity
+
With friends and family
+
We can fully guarantee you that
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
The Book of Mormon (Mormon)
+
Hello
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Jeff Marx, Matthew E. Stone, Trey Parker, Bobby Lopez
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Two by Two
by Andrew Rannells


Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?
+
Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
+
I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world
+
Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
+
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
+
Aw, c'mon, you guys
+
The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
+
Is his mission
+
A chance to go out and help heal the world
+
That's my mission
+
Soon I'll be off in a different place
+
Helping the whole human race
+
I know my mission will be
+
Something incredible
+
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
+
Elder Young
+
Yes sir
+
Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
+
That, that's me, hey brother
+
And your mission location is Norway
+
Oh wow, Norway
+
Land of gnomes and trolls
+
Hoo wah
+
Hey ya
+
Shoo wah
+
Zadup wow
+
Two by two, we're marching door to door
+
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
+
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
+
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-day Saints
+
Two by two
+
And today we'll know
+
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
+
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
+
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-day Saints
+
Elder White and Elder Smith
+
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
+
Your location will be France
+
France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
+
Two by two
+
I guess it's you and me
+
We're off to preach across land and sea
+
Satan has a hold of France
+
We need to knock him off his perch
+
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
+
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
+
Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan
+
Oh, Japan
+
Land of Soy Sauce
+
And Mothra
+
Elder Harris and Elder Brown
+
Heavenly Father
+
Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
+
Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
+
It could be San Fran by the bay
+
Australia where they say "G'day"
+
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
+
Orlando
+
Orlando
+
I love you
+
Orlando
+
Seaworld and Disney
+
And Putt-putt Golfing
+
Elder Price
+
Yes sir
+
Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
+
That's me, that's me, hello
+
Oh, hi
+
And your mission location is Uganda
+
Uganda?
+
Uganda? Cool, where is that?
+
Africa
+
Oh boy, like Lion King
+
Two by two
+
And now it's time to go
+
Our paths have been revealed
+
So let's start the show
+
Our shirts are clean and pressed
+
And our haircuts are precise
+
We are the army of the church
+
We are the army of the church
+
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
+
Two by two (two by two)
+
We march for victory
+
Armed with the greatest book in history
+
We'll convert everyone
+
All across the planet Earth
+
That is the beauty of
+
The essence of
+
The purpose of
+
The mission of
+
The soldiers of the army of the Church
+
Of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-Day Saints
+
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English

Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?
+
Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
+
I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world
+
Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
+
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
+
Aw, c'mon, you guys
+
The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
+
Is his mission
+
A chance to go out and help heal the world
+
That's my mission
+
Soon I'll be off in a different place
+
Helping the whole human race
+
I know my mission will be
+
Something incredible
+
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
+
Elder Young
+
Yes sir
+
Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
+
That, that's me, hey brother
+
And your mission location is Norway
+
Oh wow, Norway
+
Land of gnomes and trolls
+
Hoo wah
+
Hey ya
+
Shoo wah
+
Zadup wow
+
Two by two, we're marching door to door
+
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
+
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
+
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-day Saints
+
Two by two
+
And today we'll know
+
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
+
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
+
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-day Saints
+
Elder White and Elder Smith
+
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
+
Your location will be France
+
France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
+
Two by two
+
I guess it's you and me
+
We're off to preach across land and sea
+
Satan has a hold of France
+
We need to knock him off his perch
+
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
+
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
+
Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan
+
Oh, Japan
+
Land of Soy Sauce
+
And Mothra
+
Elder Harris and Elder Brown
+
Heavenly Father
+
Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
+
Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
+
It could be San Fran by the bay
+
Australia where they say "G'day"
+
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
+
Orlando
+
Orlando
+
I love you
+
Orlando
+
Seaworld and Disney
+
And Putt-putt Golfing
+
Elder Price
+
Yes sir
+
Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
+
That's me, that's me, hello
+
Oh, hi
+
And your mission location is Uganda
+
Uganda?
+
Uganda? Cool, where is that?
+
Africa
+
Oh boy, like Lion King
+
Two by two
+
And now it's time to go
+
Our paths have been revealed
+
So let's start the show
+
Our shirts are clean and pressed
+
And our haircuts are precise
+
We are the army of the church
+
We are the army of the church
+
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
+
Two by two (two by two)
+
We march for victory
+
Armed with the greatest book in history
+
We'll convert everyone
+
All across the planet Earth
+
That is the beauty of
+
The essence of
+
The purpose of
+
The mission of
+
The soldiers of the army of the Church
+
Of Jesus Christ
+
Of Latter-Day Saints
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





You and Me (But Mostly Me)
by Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells

[ Featuring Andrew Rannells ]

I've always had the hope that on the day I go to Heaven
+
Heavenly Father will shake my hand
+
And say, "You've done an awesome job, Kevin"
+
Now it's our time to go out (my best friend)
+
And set the world's people free
+
And we can do it together, you and me
+
But mostly me
+
You and me, but mostly me
+
Are gonna change the world forever
+
'Cause I can do most anything
+
And I can stand next to you and watch
+
Every hero needs a sidekick
+
Every captain needs a mate (Aye, aye)
+
Every dinner needs a side dish
+
On a slightly smaller plate
+
And now we're seeing eye to eye
+
It's so great, we can agree
+
That Heavenly Father has chosen you and me
+
Just mostly me
+
Something incredible
+
I'll do something incredible
+
I wanna be the Mormon
+
Who changed all of mankind (my best friend)
+
Something I've foreseen
+
Now that I'm nineteen
+
I'll do something incredible
+
That blows God's freaking mind
+
And as long as we stick together
+
And I stay out of your way
+
Out of my way
+
We'll change the world forever
+
And then tomorrow a latter day
+
Mostly me
+
So quit singing about it and do it
+
How ready and psyched are we
+
Life is about to change for you
+
And life is about to change for me
+
And life is about to change for you and me
+
But me, mostly
+
And there's no limit to
+
What we can do
+
Me and you
+
But mostly me
+
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I've always had the hope that on the day I go to Heaven
+
Heavenly Father will shake my hand
+
And say, "You've done an awesome job, Kevin"
+
Now it's our time to go out (my best friend)
+
And set the world's people free
+
And we can do it together, you and me
+
But mostly me
+
You and me, but mostly me
+
Are gonna change the world forever
+
'Cause I can do most anything
+
And I can stand next to you and watch
+
Every hero needs a sidekick
+
Every captain needs a mate (Aye, aye)
+
Every dinner needs a side dish
+
On a slightly smaller plate
+
And now we're seeing eye to eye
+
It's so great, we can agree
+
That Heavenly Father has chosen you and me
+
Just mostly me
+
Something incredible
+
I'll do something incredible
+
I wanna be the Mormon
+
Who changed all of mankind (my best friend)
+
Something I've foreseen
+
Now that I'm nineteen
+
I'll do something incredible
+
That blows God's freaking mind
+
And as long as we stick together
+
And I stay out of your way
+
Out of my way
+
We'll change the world forever
+
And then tomorrow a latter day
+
Mostly me
+
So quit singing about it and do it
+
How ready and psyched are we
+
Life is about to change for you
+
And life is about to change for me
+
And life is about to change for you and me
+
But me, mostly
+
And there's no limit to
+
What we can do
+
Me and you
+
But mostly me
+
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Writer: Matthew R. Stone, Robert Joseph Lopez, Trey Parker
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Hasa Diga Eebowai
by Michael Potts, Josh Gad, Andrew Rannells, Michael James Scott, John Eric Parker, Lawrence Stallings, Rema Webb, Maia Nkenge Wilson, Tommar Wilson, Darlesia Cearcy, Ta'rea Campbell and Brian Tyree Henry


In this part of Africa, we all have a saying
+
Whenever something bad happens
+
We just throw our hands to the sky and say "Hasa Diga Eebowai!"
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai?
+
It's the only way to get through all these troubled times
+
There's war, poverty, famine
+
But having a saying makes it all seem better!
+
There isn't enough food to eat
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
People are starving in the street
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Well, that's pretty neat!
+
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?
+
Kind of!
+
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Many young girls here get circumcised
+
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
+
And so we say up to the sky
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Now you try!
+
Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky
+
And list off the bad things in your life
+
Somebody took our luggage away (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
The plane was crowded and the bus was late (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
When the world is getting you down
+
There's nobody else to blame (Way oh!)
+
Raise your middle finger to the sky
+
And curse his rotten name
+
Wait, what?
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Am I saying that right? (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Excuse me, sir
+
But what exactly does that phrase mean?
+
Well, let's see "Eebowai" means "God"
+
And 'Hasa Diga' means "F*ck you"
+
So I guess in English it would be
+
"F*ck you, God!"
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
What?!
+
When God f*cks you in the butt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck God right back in His cunt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai! (F*ck you, God!)
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai! (F*ck you, God!)
+
Excuse me, sir, but you should really not be saying that
+
Things aren't always as bad as they seem
+
Oh, really? Well, take this f*cking asshole, Mutumbo, here
+
He got caught last week trying to rape a baby
+
What!? Why?
+
Some people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS
+
There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies
+
But that's horrible!
+
I know!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Here's the butcher, he has AIDS
+
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS
+
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS
+
Here's my daughter she has a
+
Wonderful disposition
+
She's all I have left in the world
+
And if either of you lays a hand on her
+
I will give you my AIDS!
+
If you don't like what we say
+
Try living here a couple days
+
Watch all your friends and family die
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
F*ck you!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you in the eye!
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you in the other eye!
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Hasa Diga!
+
F*ck you, God!
+
In the cunt!
+
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In this part of Africa, we all have a saying
+
Whenever something bad happens
+
We just throw our hands to the sky and say "Hasa Diga Eebowai!"
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai?
+
It's the only way to get through all these troubled times
+
There's war, poverty, famine
+
But having a saying makes it all seem better!
+
There isn't enough food to eat
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
People are starving in the street
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Well, that's pretty neat!
+
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?
+
Kind of!
+
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Many young girls here get circumcised
+
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
+
And so we say up to the sky
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Now you try!
+
Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky
+
And list off the bad things in your life
+
Somebody took our luggage away (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
The plane was crowded and the bus was late (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
When the world is getting you down
+
There's nobody else to blame (Way oh!)
+
Raise your middle finger to the sky
+
And curse his rotten name
+
Wait, what?
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Am I saying that right? (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Excuse me, sir
+
But what exactly does that phrase mean?
+
Well, let's see "Eebowai" means "God"
+
And 'Hasa Diga' means "F*ck you"
+
So I guess in English it would be
+
"F*ck you, God!"
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
What?!
+
When God f*cks you in the butt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck God right back in His cunt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai! (F*ck you, God!)
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai! (F*ck you, God!)
+
Excuse me, sir, but you should really not be saying that
+
Things aren't always as bad as they seem
+
Oh, really? Well, take this f*cking asshole, Mutumbo, here
+
He got caught last week trying to rape a baby
+
What!? Why?
+
Some people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS
+
There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies
+
But that's horrible!
+
I know!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
Here's the butcher, he has AIDS
+
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS
+
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS
+
Here's my daughter she has a
+
Wonderful disposition
+
She's all I have left in the world
+
And if either of you lays a hand on her
+
I will give you my AIDS!
+
If you don't like what we say
+
Try living here a couple days
+
Watch all your friends and family die
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
F*ck you!
+
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you in the eye!
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
+
F*ck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you in the other eye!
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
F*ck you, f*ck you, God (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
+
Hasa Diga!
+
F*ck you, God!
+
In the cunt!
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Matthew Stone, Robert Lopez, Trey Parker
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Turn It Off
by Scott Barnhardt


I got a feeling
+
That you could be feeling
+
A whole lot better then you feel today
+
You say you got a problem
+
Well that's no problem
+
It's super easy not to feel that way
+
When you start to get confused
+
Because of thoughts in your head
+
Don't feel those feelings
+
Hold them in instead
+
Turn it off, like a light switch
+
Just go click
+
It's a cool little Mormon trick
+
We do it all the time
+
When you're feeling certain feels
+
That just don't feel right
+
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
+
And turn 'em off
+
Like a light switch, just go "bap"
+
Really, whats so hard about that?
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
When I was young my dad
+
Would treat my mom real bad
+
Every time the Utah Jazz would lose
+
He'd start a-drinking
+
And I'd start a-thinking
+
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
+
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying
+
My dad would say to me, "Now, don't you dare start crying"
+
Turn it off
+
Like a light switch
+
Just go flick
+
It's our nifty little Mormon trick
+
Turn it off
+
Turn
+
It
+
Off
+
My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer
+
The doctor said she still had two months more
+
I thought she had time, so I got in line
+
For the new iPhone at the Apple Store
+
She lay there dying with my father and mother
+
Her very last words were "Where is my brother?"
+
Turn it off
+
Yeah
+
Bid those sad feelings adieu
+
The fear I might get cancer too
+
When I was in fifth grade
+
I had a friend, Steve Blade (ooh, Steve Blade)
+
He and I were close as two friends could be (we could be close)
+
One thing led to another
+
And soon I would discover (wow)
+
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
+
I thought about us, on a deserted island (we're all alone)
+
We'd swim naked in the sea
+
And then he'd try and
+
Woah, turn it off
+
Like a light switch
+
There it's gone (good for you)
+
My hetero side just won
+
I'm all better now
+
Boys should be with girls
+
That's heavenly father's plan
+
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man
+
Turn it off
+
Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts
+
Just so long as you never act upon them
+
No, 'cause then you're just keeping it down
+
Like a dimmer switch on low (on low)
+
Thinking nobody needs to know (uh oh)
+
But that's not true
+
Being gay is bad
+
But lying is worse
+
So just realize you have a curable curse
+
And turn it off (turn it off)
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
Now, how do you feel?
+
The same
+
Then you've only got yourself to blame
+
You didn't pretend hard enough
+
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes
+
And find the box that's gay and crush it
+
Okay?
+
No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts
+
Alright, it worked
+
Yay
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Like a light switch just go click (click click)
+
What a cool little Mormon trick (trick trick)
+
We do it all the time
+
When you're feeling certain feelings
+
That just don't seem right (don't seem right)
+
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light (a reading light)
+
Turn it off (like a light switch on a cord)
+
Now he isn't gay anymore
+
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it
+
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it
+
Turn it
+
Turn it off
+
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English

I got a feeling
+
That you could be feeling
+
A whole lot better then you feel today
+
You say you got a problem
+
Well that's no problem
+
It's super easy not to feel that way
+
When you start to get confused
+
Because of thoughts in your head
+
Don't feel those feelings
+
Hold them in instead
+
Turn it off, like a light switch
+
Just go click
+
It's a cool little Mormon trick
+
We do it all the time
+
When you're feeling certain feels
+
That just don't feel right
+
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
+
And turn 'em off
+
Like a light switch, just go "bap"
+
Really, whats so hard about that?
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
When I was young my dad
+
Would treat my mom real bad
+
Every time the Utah Jazz would lose
+
He'd start a-drinking
+
And I'd start a-thinking
+
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
+
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying
+
My dad would say to me, "Now, don't you dare start crying"
+
Turn it off
+
Like a light switch
+
Just go flick
+
It's our nifty little Mormon trick
+
Turn it off
+
Turn
+
It
+
Off
+
My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer
+
The doctor said she still had two months more
+
I thought she had time, so I got in line
+
For the new iPhone at the Apple Store
+
She lay there dying with my father and mother
+
Her very last words were "Where is my brother?"
+
Turn it off
+
Yeah
+
Bid those sad feelings adieu
+
The fear I might get cancer too
+
When I was in fifth grade
+
I had a friend, Steve Blade (ooh, Steve Blade)
+
He and I were close as two friends could be (we could be close)
+
One thing led to another
+
And soon I would discover (wow)
+
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
+
I thought about us, on a deserted island (we're all alone)
+
We'd swim naked in the sea
+
And then he'd try and
+
Woah, turn it off
+
Like a light switch
+
There it's gone (good for you)
+
My hetero side just won
+
I'm all better now
+
Boys should be with girls
+
That's heavenly father's plan
+
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man
+
Turn it off
+
Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts
+
Just so long as you never act upon them
+
No, 'cause then you're just keeping it down
+
Like a dimmer switch on low (on low)
+
Thinking nobody needs to know (uh oh)
+
But that's not true
+
Being gay is bad
+
But lying is worse
+
So just realize you have a curable curse
+
And turn it off (turn it off)
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
Turn it off
+
Now, how do you feel?
+
The same
+
Then you've only got yourself to blame
+
You didn't pretend hard enough
+
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes
+
And find the box that's gay and crush it
+
Okay?
+
No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts
+
Alright, it worked
+
Yay
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Turn it off, turn it off
+
Like a light switch just go click (click click)
+
What a cool little Mormon trick (trick trick)
+
We do it all the time
+
When you're feeling certain feelings
+
That just don't seem right (don't seem right)
+
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light (a reading light)
+
Turn it off (like a light switch on a cord)
+
Now he isn't gay anymore
+
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it
+
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it
+
Turn it
+
Turn it off
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





I Am Here For You
by Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells

[ Featuring Andrew Rannells ]

I'd do anything for you. I'm your best friend
+
Well, alright then. Let's get some sleep, huh?
+
Yeah. So tired
+
Sleep now little buddy
+
Put your cares away
+
Nappy with a happy face
+
Tomorrow's a Latter Day
+
What are you doing?
+
I'm just trying to make you feel better
+
I feel fine. But this is what I'm talking about, Elder
+
Our focus needs to be on our work
+
Do you understand how difficult this is gonna be?
+
The missionaries here have yet to bring a single person to the Church
+
Well, if they had already baptized a bunch of Africans here,
+
Then it wouldn't be so incredible when you did it, now would it?
+
I guess. I guess that's kinda true
+
Don't forget what you told me
+
You are awesome!
+
Together, we're gonna bring lots of Africans to the Church!
+
And then, my dad will finally feel proud of me, instead of just feeling stuck with me
+
You know what, Elder? I think your dad's got plenty to be proud of right now
+
Really?
+
Yeah
+
Evening star shines brightly
+
God makes life anew
+
Tomorrow is a Latter Day
+
And I am here for you
+
I am here for you, too
+
We are here for us
+
Goodnight, best friend
+
Goodnight, pal
+
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I'd do anything for you. I'm your best friend
+
Well, alright then. Let's get some sleep, huh?
+
Yeah. So tired
+
Sleep now little buddy
+
Put your cares away
+
Nappy with a happy face
+
Tomorrow's a Latter Day
+
What are you doing?
+
I'm just trying to make you feel better
+
I feel fine. But this is what I'm talking about, Elder
+
Our focus needs to be on our work
+
Do you understand how difficult this is gonna be?
+
The missionaries here have yet to bring a single person to the Church
+
Well, if they had already baptized a bunch of Africans here,
+
Then it wouldn't be so incredible when you did it, now would it?
+
I guess. I guess that's kinda true
+
Don't forget what you told me
+
You are awesome!
+
Together, we're gonna bring lots of Africans to the Church!
+
And then, my dad will finally feel proud of me, instead of just feeling stuck with me
+
You know what, Elder? I think your dad's got plenty to be proud of right now
+
Really?
+
Yeah
+
Evening star shines brightly
+
God makes life anew
+
Tomorrow is a Latter Day
+
And I am here for you
+
I am here for you, too
+
We are here for us
+
Goodnight, best friend
+
Goodnight, pal
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





All-American Prophet
by Andrew Rannells


You all know the Bible
+
Is made of Testaments Old and New
+
You've been told it's just those two parts
+
Or only one, if you're a Jew
+
But what if I were to tell you
+
There's a fresh third part out there?
+
Which was found by a hip, new prophet
+
Who had a little
+
Donny Osmond flair
+
Have you heard of the all-American Prophet?
+
The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God
+
He didn't come from the Middle East
+
Like those other holy men
+
No, God's favorite prophet was All-American
+
I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times 1823
+
An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York
+
You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
+
That's right, that young man spoke to God
+
He spoke to God?
+
And God said, "Joe, people really need to know
+
That the Bible isn't two parts
+
There's a Part Three to the Bible, Joe
+
And I, God, have anointed you
+
To dig up this Part Three that is buried by the tree
+
On the hill in your backyard"
+
Wow, God says go to your backyard and start digging, that makes perfect sense
+
Joseph Smith went up to that hill
+
And dug where he was told
+
And deep in the ground, Joseph found
+
Shining plates of gold
+
What are these golden plates?
+
Who buried them here, and why?
+
Then appeared an angel
+
His name was Moroni
+
I am Moroni
+
The All-American Angel (All-American)
+
My people lived here long, long ago
+
This is the history of my race
+
Please read the words within
+
We were Jews, who met with Christ but we were All-American
+
But don't let anybody see these plates except for you
+
They are only for you to see
+
Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, don't
+
Just copy them on to normal paper
+
Even though this might make them question if the plates are real or not
+
This is sort of what God is going for
+
Joseph took the plates home and wrote down what he found inside
+
He turned those plates into a book
+
Then rushed into town and cried
+
"Hey, God spoke to me and gave me
+
This blessed ancient tome
+
He hath commanded me to publish it
+
And stick it in every home"
+
Wow! So the Bible is really a trilogy?
+
And the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?
+
I'm interested
+
Now, many people didn't believe the Prophet Joseph Smith
+
They thought he'd made up this Part Three that was buried by a tree, on the hill in his backyard
+
Liar
+
But Joe said
+
This is no lie; I speak to God all the time
+
And he told me to head west
+
So I'll take my Part Three, from the hill with the tree
+
Feel free if you'd like to come along with me
+
To the promised land
+
The promised land?
+
Paradise, on the West coast
+
Nothing but fruit and fields, as far as the eye can see
+
Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
+
He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ
+
We're following him to paradise
+
We call ourselves Mormons
+
And our new religion is All-American
+
Wow! How much does it cost!?
+
The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
+
But every time they thought they'd found it
+
They got kicked out of town
+
And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
+
Joseph never showed 'em
+
I've got maggots in my scrotum
+
Um, okay?
+
Well, anyway
+
Now comes the part of our story
+
That gets a little bit sad
+
On the way to the promised land
+
Mormons made people mad
+
Joseph was shot by an angry mob
+
And knew he'd soon be done
+
You must lead the people now
+
My good friend, Brigham Young
+
Oh, God, why are You letting me die?
+
Without having me show people the plates?
+
They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
+
They'll have to believe it just 'cause
+
Oh, I guess that's kinda what you were going for
+
Blarg
+
The Prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in
+
But his followers, they kept on heading west
+
And Brigham Young led them to paradise
+
A sparkling land in Utah they called Salt Lake City
+
And there the Mormons multiplied
+
And made big Mormon families
+
Generation to generation
+
Until finally they made me
+
And now it's my job to lead you where those early settlers were led, long ago
+
Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
+
Kevin Price
+
The next in line to be the voice of God?
+
My best friend
+
He's gonna do something incredible
+
And be Joseph Smith again
+
'Cause Kevin Price, the prophet, is All-American
+
If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives
+
All-American
+
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English

You all know the Bible
+
Is made of Testaments Old and New
+
You've been told it's just those two parts
+
Or only one, if you're a Jew
+
But what if I were to tell you
+
There's a fresh third part out there?
+
Which was found by a hip, new prophet
+
Who had a little
+
Donny Osmond flair
+
Have you heard of the all-American Prophet?
+
The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God
+
He didn't come from the Middle East
+
Like those other holy men
+
No, God's favorite prophet was All-American
+
I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times 1823
+
An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York
+
You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
+
That's right, that young man spoke to God
+
He spoke to God?
+
And God said, "Joe, people really need to know
+
That the Bible isn't two parts
+
There's a Part Three to the Bible, Joe
+
And I, God, have anointed you
+
To dig up this Part Three that is buried by the tree
+
On the hill in your backyard"
+
Wow, God says go to your backyard and start digging, that makes perfect sense
+
Joseph Smith went up to that hill
+
And dug where he was told
+
And deep in the ground, Joseph found
+
Shining plates of gold
+
What are these golden plates?
+
Who buried them here, and why?
+
Then appeared an angel
+
His name was Moroni
+
I am Moroni
+
The All-American Angel (All-American)
+
My people lived here long, long ago
+
This is the history of my race
+
Please read the words within
+
We were Jews, who met with Christ but we were All-American
+
But don't let anybody see these plates except for you
+
They are only for you to see
+
Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, don't
+
Just copy them on to normal paper
+
Even though this might make them question if the plates are real or not
+
This is sort of what God is going for
+
Joseph took the plates home and wrote down what he found inside
+
He turned those plates into a book
+
Then rushed into town and cried
+
"Hey, God spoke to me and gave me
+
This blessed ancient tome
+
He hath commanded me to publish it
+
And stick it in every home"
+
Wow! So the Bible is really a trilogy?
+
And the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?
+
I'm interested
+
Now, many people didn't believe the Prophet Joseph Smith
+
They thought he'd made up this Part Three that was buried by a tree, on the hill in his backyard
+
Liar
+
But Joe said
+
This is no lie; I speak to God all the time
+
And he told me to head west
+
So I'll take my Part Three, from the hill with the tree
+
Feel free if you'd like to come along with me
+
To the promised land
+
The promised land?
+
Paradise, on the West coast
+
Nothing but fruit and fields, as far as the eye can see
+
Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
+
He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ
+
We're following him to paradise
+
We call ourselves Mormons
+
And our new religion is All-American
+
Wow! How much does it cost!?
+
The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
+
But every time they thought they'd found it
+
They got kicked out of town
+
And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
+
Joseph never showed 'em
+
I've got maggots in my scrotum
+
Um, okay?
+
Well, anyway
+
Now comes the part of our story
+
That gets a little bit sad
+
On the way to the promised land
+
Mormons made people mad
+
Joseph was shot by an angry mob
+
And knew he'd soon be done
+
You must lead the people now
+
My good friend, Brigham Young
+
Oh, God, why are You letting me die?
+
Without having me show people the plates?
+
They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
+
They'll have to believe it just 'cause
+
Oh, I guess that's kinda what you were going for
+
Blarg
+
The Prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in
+
But his followers, they kept on heading west
+
And Brigham Young led them to paradise
+
A sparkling land in Utah they called Salt Lake City
+
And there the Mormons multiplied
+
And made big Mormon families
+
Generation to generation
+
Until finally they made me
+
And now it's my job to lead you where those early settlers were led, long ago
+
Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
+
Kevin Price
+
The next in line to be the voice of God?
+
My best friend
+
He's gonna do something incredible
+
And be Joseph Smith again
+
'Cause Kevin Price, the prophet, is All-American
+
If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives
+
All-American
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Sal Tlay Ka Siti
by Nikki M. James

My mama once told me of a place
+
With waterfalls and unicorns flying
+
Where there was no suffering, no pain
+
Where there was laughter instead of dying
+
I always thought she'd made it up
+
To comfort me in times of pain
+
But now I know that place is real
+
Now I know it's name
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
Not just a story mama told
+
But a village in Ooh-Tah
+
Where the roofs are thatched with gold
+
If I could let myself believe
+
I know just where I'd be
+
Right on the next bus to paradise
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
I can imagine what it must be like
+
This perfect, happy place
+
I'll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful
+
And they have vitamin injections by the case
+
The war-lords there are friendly
+
They help you cross the street
+
And there's a Red Cross on every corner
+
With all the flour you can eat
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
The most perfect place on Earth
+
The flies don't bite your eyeballs
+
And human life has worth
+
It isn't a place of fairytales
+
It's as real as it can be
+
A land where evil doesn't exist
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
And I'll bet the people are open minded
+
And don't care who you've been
+
And all I hope is that when I find it
+
I'm able to fit in
+
Will I fit in?
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
A land of hope and joy
+
And if I want to get there
+
I just have to follow that white boy
+
You were right, mama
+
You didn't lie
+
The place is real
+
And I'm gonna fly
+
I'm on my way
+
Soon life won't be so shitty
+
Now salvation has a name
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
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My mama once told me of a place
+
With waterfalls and unicorns flying
+
Where there was no suffering, no pain
+
Where there was laughter instead of dying
+
I always thought she'd made it up
+
To comfort me in times of pain
+
But now I know that place is real
+
Now I know it's name
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
Not just a story mama told
+
But a village in Ooh-Tah
+
Where the roofs are thatched with gold
+
If I could let myself believe
+
I know just where I'd be
+
Right on the next bus to paradise
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
I can imagine what it must be like
+
This perfect, happy place
+
I'll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful
+
And they have vitamin injections by the case
+
The war-lords there are friendly
+
They help you cross the street
+
And there's a Red Cross on every corner
+
With all the flour you can eat
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
The most perfect place on Earth
+
The flies don't bite your eyeballs
+
And human life has worth
+
It isn't a place of fairytales
+
It's as real as it can be
+
A land where evil doesn't exist
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
And I'll bet the people are open minded
+
And don't care who you've been
+
And all I hope is that when I find it
+
I'm able to fit in
+
Will I fit in?
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
A land of hope and joy
+
And if I want to get there
+
I just have to follow that white boy
+
You were right, mama
+
You didn't lie
+
The place is real
+
And I'm gonna fly
+
I'm on my way
+
Soon life won't be so shitty
+
Now salvation has a name
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Man Up
by Josh Gad


What did Jesus do
+
When they sentenced him to die?
+
Did he try to run away?
+
Did he just break down and cry?
+
No, Jesus dug down deep
+
Knowing what he had to do
+
When faced with his own death
+
Jesus knew that he had to
+
Man up
+
He had to man up
+
So he crawled up on that cross
+
And he stuck it out
+
And he manned up
+
Christ, he manned up
+
And taught us all what real manning up is about
+
And now it's up to me
+
And it's time to man up
+
Jesus had his time to
+
Now it's mine to man up
+
I'm taking the reins
+
I'm crossing the bear
+
Just like Jesus
+
I'm growing a pair
+
I've gotta stand up
+
Can't just clam up
+
It's time to
+
Man up
+
'Cause there's a time in your life
+
When you know you've got to man up
+
Don't let it pass you by
+
There's just one time to man up
+
Watch me man up like
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Nobody else!
+
I'm gonna man up all
+
Over myself!
+
I've got to get ready,
+
It's time to
+
Time to
+
What did Jesus do
+
When they put nails through his hands?
+
Did he scream like a girl?
+
Or did he take it like a man?
+
When someone had to die
+
To save us from our sins
+
Jesus said "I'll do it!"
+
And he took it on the chin
+
He manned up
+
And he manned up
+
He took a bullet for me and you
+
That's man up
+
Real man up
+
And now it's my time to
+
Do it too
+
Time to be a hero
+
And slay the monster
+
Time to battle darkness
+
You're not my father
+
I'm on a time to, just watch me go
+
Time to stand up and steal the show
+
Time to! Mine to!
+
Time to! Time to!
+
Time to!
+
Salt Lake City
+
A place of hope and joy
+
Man Up
+
And if we want to go there
+
We just have to follow that white boy
+
Time to
+
Heavenly father
+
Why do you let bad things happen?
+
Salt Lake City
+
Did you get my text?
+
More to the point
+
Why do you let bad things happen to me?
+
Salt Lake City
+
We got your text!
+
I'm sure you don't think I'm a flake
+
Man up!
+
Because you clearly made a mistake!
+
Turn it off!
+
I'm going where you need me most
+
Orlando!
+
Orlando!
+
We will listen to the fat white guy!
+
My time to, time to,
+
Now it's my time to,
+
Time to
+
But Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
No time to, not time to,
+
No, now it's time to time to!
+
Huh!
+
I'm in the lead for the
+
Very first time!
+
Time to!
+
I'm going where the
+
Sun always shines!
+
Shines to!
+
I've got to stand up,
+
Get my flippin' can up,
+
It's time to,
+
Time to
+
Man up
+
Salt Lake City
+
Salt Lake City
+
Orlando
+
Orlando
+
I'm coming
+
Salt Lake City
+
Salt Lake City
+
It is time to
+
I have maggots in my scrotum
+
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What did Jesus do
+
When they sentenced him to die?
+
Did he try to run away?
+
Did he just break down and cry?
+
No, Jesus dug down deep
+
Knowing what he had to do
+
When faced with his own death
+
Jesus knew that he had to
+
Man up
+
He had to man up
+
So he crawled up on that cross
+
And he stuck it out
+
And he manned up
+
Christ, he manned up
+
And taught us all what real manning up is about
+
And now it's up to me
+
And it's time to man up
+
Jesus had his time to
+
Now it's mine to man up
+
I'm taking the reins
+
I'm crossing the bear
+
Just like Jesus
+
I'm growing a pair
+
I've gotta stand up
+
Can't just clam up
+
It's time to
+
Man up
+
'Cause there's a time in your life
+
When you know you've got to man up
+
Don't let it pass you by
+
There's just one time to man up
+
Watch me man up like
+
Nobody else!
+
I'm gonna man up all
+
Over myself!
+
I've got to get ready,
+
It's time to
+
Time to
+
What did Jesus do
+
When they put nails through his hands?
+
Did he scream like a girl?
+
Or did he take it like a man?
+
When someone had to die
+
To save us from our sins
+
Jesus said "I'll do it!"
+
And he took it on the chin
+
He manned up
+
And he manned up
+
He took a bullet for me and you
+
That's man up
+
Real man up
+
And now it's my time to
+
Do it too
+
Time to be a hero
+
And slay the monster
+
Time to battle darkness
+
You're not my father
+
I'm on a time to, just watch me go
+
Time to stand up and steal the show
+
Time to! Mine to!
+
Time to! Time to!
+
Time to!
+
Salt Lake City
+
A place of hope and joy
+
Man Up
+
And if we want to go there
+
We just have to follow that white boy
+
Time to
+
Heavenly father
+
Why do you let bad things happen?
+
Salt Lake City
+
Did you get my text?
+
More to the point
+
Why do you let bad things happen to me?
+
Salt Lake City
+
We got your text!
+
I'm sure you don't think I'm a flake
+
Man up!
+
Because you clearly made a mistake!
+
Turn it off!
+
I'm going where you need me most
+
Orlando!
+
Orlando!
+
We will listen to the fat white guy!
+
My time to, time to,
+
Now it's my time to,
+
Time to
+
But Hasa Diga Eebowai!
+
No time to, not time to,
+
No, now it's time to time to!
+
Huh!
+
I'm in the lead for the
+
Very first time!
+
Time to!
+
I'm going where the
+
Sun always shines!
+
Shines to!
+
I've got to stand up,
+
Get my flippin' can up,
+
It's time to,
+
Time to
+
Man up
+
Salt Lake City
+
Salt Lake City
+
Orlando
+
Orlando
+
I'm coming
+
Salt Lake City
+
Salt Lake City
+
It is time to
+
I have maggots in my scrotum
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Making Things up Again
by Lewis Cleale


And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
+
"I know you're really depressed,
+
What with all your AIDS and everything
+
But there is an answer in Christ."
+
You see? This book can help us!
+
I just told a lie
+
No, wait, I didn't lie
+
I just used my imagination
+
And it worked!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (But it worked, Dad!)
+
You're stretching the truth again and you know it
+
Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold (Joseph Smith?)
+
Because a lie is a lie (It's not a lie!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Oh, conscience!)
+
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction!
+
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold
+
When you fib, there's a price
+
Ehh, this it bullshit!
+
The story I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS
+
Is by sleeping with a virgin
+
I'm going to go and rape a baby!
+
What?! Oh my-no! You can't do that! No!
+
Why not?
+
Because that is definitely against God's will!
+
Says who?
+
Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby, huh? Nowhere!
+
Uhhhh, behold!
+
The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith "You shall not have sex with that infant!"
+
LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
+
And the Lord said, "If you lay with an infant, you shall...burn in the fiery pits of Mordor!"
+
Really?
+
Uh-huh... Uh-huh!
+
"A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
+
I shall give unto you... a frog!"
+
And thus: Joseph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
+
Ohhhhh!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold
+
You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
+
You can't just say what you want, Arnold! (Come, on, Hobbits!)
+
You're digging yourself a deep hole!
+
I'm making things up again, kind of
+
But this time, it's helping a dozen people
+
It's nothing so bad because this time
+
I'm not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? (No!)
+
Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
+
What? What is it?
+
Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris!
+
Huh?
+
This is all very interesting
+
But women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
+
No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
+
How do you know? Christ never said nothin' 'bout no clitoris!
+
Yes! Yes, he did!
+
In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris
+
But, right before they did, Jesus had
+
Boba Fett turn 'em into frogs!
+
Frogs?
+
You mean like the frogs that got f*cked by Joseph Smith?
+
Right! Right! Like those frogs!
+
For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (We're learning the truth!)
+
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction! (The truth about God!)
+
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold (We're going to paradise!)
+
When you fib, there's a price!
+
Who would have thought I'd have this magic touch?
+
Who'd have believed I could man up this much?
+
I'm talking, they're listening, my stories are glistening
+
I'm gonna save them all with this stuff! (Ooooh la)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Elder Cunningham!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Holy prophet man!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Our savior!)
+
You're making things up again
+
Hmmm, up again, making things, you are
+
Arnold
+
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English

And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
+
"I know you're really depressed,
+
What with all your AIDS and everything
+
But there is an answer in Christ."
+
You see? This book can help us!
+
I just told a lie
+
No, wait, I didn't lie
+
I just used my imagination
+
And it worked!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (But it worked, Dad!)
+
You're stretching the truth again and you know it
+
Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold (Joseph Smith?)
+
Because a lie is a lie (It's not a lie!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Oh, conscience!)
+
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction!
+
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold
+
When you fib, there's a price
+
Ehh, this it bullshit!
+
The story I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS
+
Is by sleeping with a virgin
+
I'm going to go and rape a baby!
+
What?! Oh my-no! You can't do that! No!
+
Why not?
+
Because that is definitely against God's will!
+
Says who?
+
Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby, huh? Nowhere!
+
Uhhhh, behold!
+
The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith "You shall not have sex with that infant!"
+
LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
+
And the Lord said, "If you lay with an infant, you shall...burn in the fiery pits of Mordor!"
+
Really?
+
Uh-huh... Uh-huh!
+
"A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
+
I shall give unto you... a frog!"
+
And thus: Joseph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
+
Ohhhhh!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold
+
You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
+
You can't just say what you want, Arnold! (Come, on, Hobbits!)
+
You're digging yourself a deep hole!
+
I'm making things up again, kind of
+
But this time, it's helping a dozen people
+
It's nothing so bad because this time
+
I'm not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? (No!)
+
Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
+
What? What is it?
+
Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris!
+
Huh?
+
This is all very interesting
+
But women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
+
No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
+
How do you know? Christ never said nothin' 'bout no clitoris!
+
Yes! Yes, he did!
+
In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris
+
But, right before they did, Jesus had
+
Boba Fett turn 'em into frogs!
+
Frogs?
+
You mean like the frogs that got f*cked by Joseph Smith?
+
Right! Right! Like those frogs!
+
For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (We're learning the truth!)
+
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction! (The truth about God!)
+
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold (We're going to paradise!)
+
When you fib, there's a price!
+
Who would have thought I'd have this magic touch?
+
Who'd have believed I could man up this much?
+
I'm talking, they're listening, my stories are glistening
+
I'm gonna save them all with this stuff! (Ooooh la)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Elder Cunningham!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Holy prophet man!)
+
You're making things up again, Arnold (Our savior!)
+
You're making things up again
+
Hmmm, up again, making things, you are
+
Arnold
+
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Writer: JEFF MARX, MATTHEW E. STONE, TREY PARKER, BOBBY LOPEZ
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
by Benjamin Schrader, Andrew Rannells and Michael Potts


Long ago, when I was five
+
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
+
And ate a donut with a maple glaze
+
My father asked who ate the snack
+
I said that it was my brother Jack
+
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
+
I've lived with that guilt
+
All of my life
+
And the terrible vision
+
That I had that night
+
No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
+
Down, down thy soul is cast
+
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell
+
The path of fire leads thee to
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Welcome back to
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
You are having
+
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
+
And now I've gone and done it again! (Rectus!)
+
I've committed another awful sin! (Dominus!)
+
I left my mission companion
+
All alone (Spookytus!)
+
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
+
How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!)
+
And now my soul hath just been thrown
+
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Down, down to Satan's realm!
+
See where you belong!
+
There is nothing you can do!
+
No escape from
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?
+
You're a dick!
+
Jesus, I'm sorry!
+
Jesus hates you, this we know!
+
For Jesus just told you so!
+
You remember Lucifer!
+
He is even spookier!
+
Minions of Hades
+
Have you heard the news?
+
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
+
Now he's back
+
With all you Catholics and Jews
+
It's super spooky-wooky!
+
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
+
To break the rules, please I
+
Don't wanna be in this
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
Genghis Khan
+
Jeffrey Dahmer
+
Hitler
+
Johnnie Cochran!
+
The spirits all surround you
+
Spooky spooky spooky!
+
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
+
I slaughtered the Chinese!
+
I stabbed a guy and f*cked his corpse!
+
I got O.J. freed!
+
You think that's bad?
+
I broke rule seventy-two!
+
(Oh?)
+
I left my companion!
+
I'm way worse than you!
+
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Oh Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again!
+
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
+
Welcome, welcome
+
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
You are never waking up
+
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!
+
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
+
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Long ago, when I was five
+
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
+
And ate a donut with a maple glaze
+
My father asked who ate the snack
+
I said that it was my brother Jack
+
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
+
I've lived with that guilt
+
All of my life
+
And the terrible vision
+
That I had that night
+
No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
+
Down, down thy soul is cast
+
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell
+
The path of fire leads thee to
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Welcome back to
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
You are having
+
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
+
And now I've gone and done it again! (Rectus!)
+
I've committed another awful sin! (Dominus!)
+
I left my mission companion
+
All alone (Spookytus!)
+
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
+
How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!)
+
And now my soul hath just been thrown
+
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Down, down to Satan's realm!
+
See where you belong!
+
There is nothing you can do!
+
No escape from
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?
+
You're a dick!
+
Jesus, I'm sorry!
+
Jesus hates you, this we know!
+
For Jesus just told you so!
+
You remember Lucifer!
+
He is even spookier!
+
Minions of Hades
+
Have you heard the news?
+
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
+
Now he's back
+
With all you Catholics and Jews
+
It's super spooky-wooky!
+
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
+
To break the rules, please I
+
Don't wanna be in this
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
+
Genghis Khan
+
Jeffrey Dahmer
+
Hitler
+
Johnnie Cochran!
+
The spirits all surround you
+
Spooky spooky spooky!
+
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
+
I slaughtered the Chinese!
+
I stabbed a guy and f*cked his corpse!
+
I got O.J. freed!
+
You think that's bad?
+
I broke rule seventy-two!
+
(Oh?)
+
I left my companion!
+
I'm way worse than you!
+
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Oh Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again!
+
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
+
Welcome, welcome
+
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
You are never waking up
+
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
+
Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!
+
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!
+
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





I Believe
by Andrew Rannells

Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the best
+
So what happened?
+
My family and friends all said I was blessed
+
So what happened?
+
It was supposed to be all so exciting, to be teaching of Christ 'cross the sea
+
But I allowed my faith to be shaken, oh, what's the matter with me?
+
I've always longed to help the needy, to do the things I never dared
+
This was the time for me to step up, so then why was I so scared?
+
A warlord who shoots people in the face, what's so scary about that?
+
I must trust that my Lord is mightier and always has my back
+
Now I must be completely devout; I can't have even one shred of doubt
+
I believe that the Lord God created the universe
+
I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins
+
And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
+
I am a Mormon
+
And a Mormon just believes
+
You cannot just believe part-way, you have to believe in it all
+
My problem was doubting the Lord's will, instead of standing tall
+
I can't allow myself to have any doubt, it's time to set my worries free
+
Time to show the world what Elder Price is about, and share the power inside of me
+
I believe that God has a plan for all of us
+
I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet
+
And I believe that the current President of the Church, Thomas Monson, speaks directly to God
+
I am a Mormon
+
And, dang it, a Mormon just believes (a Mormon just believes)
+
I know that I must go and do the things my God commands (things my God commands)
+
I realize now why he sent me here
+
If you ask the Lord in faith, he will always answer you
+
Just believe in him and have no fear
+
(General, we have an intruder, he just walked right into camp)
+
I believe that Satan has a hold of you
+
I believe that the Lord God has sent me here
+
And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people (black people)
+
You can be a Mormon
+
A Mormon who just believes
+
(The f*ck is this?)
+
And now I can feel the excitement, this is the moment I was born to do
+
And I feel so incredible to be sharing my faith with you
+
The scriptures say that if you ask in faith, if you ask God himself, you'll know
+
But you must ask him without any doubt, and let your spirit grow (let your spirit grow)
+
I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob
+
I believe that Jesus has his own planet as well
+
And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri
+
If you believe, the Lord will reveal it
+
And you'll know it's all true, you'll just feel it
+
You'll be a Mormon
+
And, by gosh, a Mormon just believes
+
(A Mormon just believes)
+
(Just believe, a Mormon just believes)
+
Oh, I believe (just believe, a Mormon just)
+
I believe (believes)
+
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Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the best
+
So what happened?
+
My family and friends all said I was blessed
+
So what happened?
+
It was supposed to be all so exciting, to be teaching of Christ 'cross the sea
+
But I allowed my faith to be shaken, oh, what's the matter with me?
+
I've always longed to help the needy, to do the things I never dared
+
This was the time for me to step up, so then why was I so scared?
+
A warlord who shoots people in the face, what's so scary about that?
+
I must trust that my Lord is mightier and always has my back
+
Now I must be completely devout; I can't have even one shred of doubt
+
I believe that the Lord God created the universe
+
I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins
+
And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
+
I am a Mormon
+
And a Mormon just believes
+
You cannot just believe part-way, you have to believe in it all
+
My problem was doubting the Lord's will, instead of standing tall
+
I can't allow myself to have any doubt, it's time to set my worries free
+
Time to show the world what Elder Price is about, and share the power inside of me
+
I believe that God has a plan for all of us
+
I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet
+
And I believe that the current President of the Church, Thomas Monson, speaks directly to God
+
I am a Mormon
+
And, dang it, a Mormon just believes (a Mormon just believes)
+
I know that I must go and do the things my God commands (things my God commands)
+
I realize now why he sent me here
+
If you ask the Lord in faith, he will always answer you
+
Just believe in him and have no fear
+
(General, we have an intruder, he just walked right into camp)
+
I believe that Satan has a hold of you
+
I believe that the Lord God has sent me here
+
And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people (black people)
+
You can be a Mormon
+
A Mormon who just believes
+
(The f*ck is this?)
+
And now I can feel the excitement, this is the moment I was born to do
+
And I feel so incredible to be sharing my faith with you
+
The scriptures say that if you ask in faith, if you ask God himself, you'll know
+
But you must ask him without any doubt, and let your spirit grow (let your spirit grow)
+
I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob
+
I believe that Jesus has his own planet as well
+
And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri
+
If you believe, the Lord will reveal it
+
And you'll know it's all true, you'll just feel it
+
You'll be a Mormon
+
And, by gosh, a Mormon just believes
+
(A Mormon just believes)
+
(Just believe, a Mormon just believes)
+
Oh, I believe (just believe, a Mormon just)
+
I believe (believes)
+
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Writer: MATTHEW E. STONE, TREY PARKER, ROBERT LOPEZ
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Baptize Me
by Josh Gad

[ Featuring Nikki M. James ]

Well then, would you like to baptize me?
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Pffttt sure, yeah, that would be great
+
OK, let's do it
+
What, you mean now?
+
Why not?
+
Well, to be honest, I've, I've never done it before
+
That's OK, neither have I!
+
Nahahahah! Yes, that's true
+
Do you know how to baptize someone into the church?
+
Sure, that's something we study over and over again at mission control center
+
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the Church
+
Huh, OK. I just need a second to get ready
+
OK. I will get ready too!
+
I'm about to do it for the first time
+
And I'm gonna do it with a girl
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A special girl who makes my heart kinda flutter
+
Makes my eyes kinda blur
+
I can't believe I'm about to baptize her
+
He will baptize me
+
He will hold me in his arms
+
And he will baptize me
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Right in front of everyone
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And it will set me free
+
When he looks into my eyes
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And he sees just how much
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I love being baptized
+
I'm gonna baptize her (Baptize me)
+
Bathe her in God's glory
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And I will baptize her (I'm ready)
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With everything I got
+
And I'll make her beg for more (Ooh)
+
As I wash her free of sin
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And it'll be so good
+
She'll want me to baptize her again (Baptize me again)
+
Excuse me, I, I need another minute!
+
Never known a boy so gentle
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One like him is hard to find
+
A special kind, he makes my heart kind of flutter
+
Like a moth in a cocoon
+
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon!
+
I'm gonna baptize you
+
I'm through with all my stallin'
+
You're gonna baptize me
+
I'm ready to let you do it
+
And it will set us free
+
It's time to be immersed
+
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first
+
OK. Are you ready?
+
I am, ready. So how do we do it?
+
Well, I hold you like this (Yeah?)
+
And I lower you down (Yeah?)
+
And then I
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I just baptized her
+
She got dowsed by heavenly father
+
I just baptized her good (Baptized me)
+
I performed like a champ!
+
I'm wet with salvation
+
We just went all the way
+
Praise be to God
+
I'll never forget this day
+
I baptized you (You baptized me)
+
I gotcha good (Baptized me)
+
You are a Mormon (Baptized me)
+
I'll text you later
+
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Well then, would you like to baptize me?
+
Pffttt sure, yeah, that would be great
+
OK, let's do it
+
What, you mean now?
+
Why not?
+
Well, to be honest, I've, I've never done it before
+
That's OK, neither have I!
+
Nahahahah! Yes, that's true
+
Do you know how to baptize someone into the church?
+
Sure, that's something we study over and over again at mission control center
+
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the Church
+
Huh, OK. I just need a second to get ready
+
OK. I will get ready too!
+
I'm about to do it for the first time
+
And I'm gonna do it with a girl
+
A special girl who makes my heart kinda flutter
+
Makes my eyes kinda blur
+
I can't believe I'm about to baptize her
+
He will baptize me
+
He will hold me in his arms
+
And he will baptize me
+
Right in front of everyone
+
And it will set me free
+
When he looks into my eyes
+
And he sees just how much
+
I love being baptized
+
I'm gonna baptize her (Baptize me)
+
Bathe her in God's glory
+
And I will baptize her (I'm ready)
+
With everything I got
+
And I'll make her beg for more (Ooh)
+
As I wash her free of sin
+
And it'll be so good
+
She'll want me to baptize her again (Baptize me again)
+
Excuse me, I, I need another minute!
+
Never known a boy so gentle
+
One like him is hard to find
+
A special kind, he makes my heart kind of flutter
+
Like a moth in a cocoon
+
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon!
+
I'm gonna baptize you
+
I'm through with all my stallin'
+
You're gonna baptize me
+
I'm ready to let you do it
+
And it will set us free
+
It's time to be immersed
+
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first
+
OK. Are you ready?
+
I am, ready. So how do we do it?
+
Well, I hold you like this (Yeah?)
+
And I lower you down (Yeah?)
+
And then I
+
I just baptized her
+
She got dowsed by heavenly father
+
I just baptized her good (Baptized me)
+
I performed like a champ!
+
I'm wet with salvation
+
We just went all the way
+
Praise be to God
+
I'll never forget this day
+
I baptized you (You baptized me)
+
I gotcha good (Baptized me)
+
You are a Mormon (Baptized me)
+
I'll text you later
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





I Am Africa
by Clark Johnsen


I am Africa
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I am Africa
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With the strength of the cheetah
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My native voice will ring
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We are Africa!
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We are the heartbeat of Africa!
+
With the rhino
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The meerkat
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The noble lion king
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the winds of the Serengeti
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We are the sweat of the jungle man
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We are the tears of Nelson Mandela
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We are the lost boys of the Sudan
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I am Africa!
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Just like Bono! I am Africa!
+
I flew in here, and became one with
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This land!
+
Ha na heya! Za ba neyba!
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I'm not a follower anymore
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No, now I'm frickin Africa!
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With my Zulu spear
+
I run barefoot through the sand!
+
I am Africa!
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Ha na heya za ba ney
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We are Africa
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We are the, the only Africa
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(The one and only Africa)
+
And the life we live is primitive
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And proud!
+
(Let us smile and laughrica!)
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the deepest, darkest Africa!
+
(So deep and dark Africa)
+
We are the fields and fertile forests
+
Well endowed!
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the sunrise on the Savannah
+
A monkey with a banana
+
A tribal woman who doesn't wear a bra
+
Ah
+
Africans are African
+
But we are Africa!
+
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I am Africa
+
I am Africa
+
With the strength of the cheetah
+
My native voice will ring
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the heartbeat of Africa!
+
With the rhino
+
The meerkat
+
The noble lion king
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the winds of the Serengeti
+
We are the sweat of the jungle man
+
We are the tears of Nelson Mandela
+
We are the lost boys of the Sudan
+
I am Africa!
+
Just like Bono! I am Africa!
+
I flew in here, and became one with
+
This land!
+
Ha na heya! Za ba neyba!
+
I'm not a follower anymore
+
No, now I'm frickin Africa!
+
With my Zulu spear
+
I run barefoot through the sand!
+
I am Africa!
+
Ha na heya za ba ney
+
We are Africa
+
We are the, the only Africa
+
(The one and only Africa)
+
And the life we live is primitive
+
And proud!
+
(Let us smile and laughrica!)
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the deepest, darkest Africa!
+
(So deep and dark Africa)
+
We are the fields and fertile forests
+
Well endowed!
+
We are Africa!
+
We are the sunrise on the Savannah
+
A monkey with a banana
+
A tribal woman who doesn't wear a bra
+
Ah
+
Africans are African
+
But we are Africa!
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Joseph Smith American Moses
by Rema Webb


And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith The American Moses!
+
Well this is very good, praise Christ
+
Mormon!
+
I'm going to take you back in time! (mormon)
+
To the United States year 1823 (mormon)
+
A small and odd village called oopstate New York (oopstate)
+
There was Disease, and famine (so sick)
+
But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
+
His name was Joseph Smith
+
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
+
Joseph Smith, American Moses!
+
Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man
+
Ay! My name is Joseph Smith, and I'm going to f*ck this baby!
+
What?!
+
No no Joseph! Don't f*ck the baby!
+
Joseph Smith, don't f*ck the baby!
+
Suddenly the clouds parted
+
And Joseph Smith was visited by God!
+
Joseph Smith, do not f*ck a baby
+
I'll get rid of your AIDS if you f*ck this frog
+
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
+
Joseph Smith f*cked the frog god gave him
+
And his AIDS went away!
+
Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the Starship Enterprise
+
Joseph Smith! Your village is shit!
+
You should lead the villagers to a new village
+
Take these f*cking golden plates (away)
+
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
+
Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
+
Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people!
+
I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
+
We gotta stick together! (for months)
+
We gotta help each other! (we will for months)
+
And so we climb the mountain! (we head west)
+
And we cross the river (we head west)
+
And we fight the oppression! (for months)
+
By being nice to everyone (we are Mormons)
+
Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain!
+
(Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young!
+
Yes! I am Brigham Young!
+
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
+
That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
+
(Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris)
+
What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?
+
Not fight him, help him! (oh)
+
Joseph Smith took his magical f*ck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face
+
And behold, Brigham was cured!
+
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog!
+
Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face!
+
Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey
+
Compassion!
+
Courtesy!
+
Let's be really f*cking polite to everyone!
+
I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
+
We gotta stick together! (for months)
+
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad (oh)
+
After travelling for so long
+
The Mormons ran out of fresh water
+
And became sick, with dysentery
+
(Water go to the water, water go to the cup
+
Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt
+
Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt)
+
Oh f*ck!
+
Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
+
(Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach
+
Blood come out the butt
+
Blood go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Cup to the the cup
+
Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth
+
Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt)
+
Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land!
+
Desperation!
+
Mortality!
+
Loss of faith!
+
Ah, got the golden plates (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people (we head west)?
+
Even though their prophet had died
+
The Mormons stuck together
+
And helped each other
+
And were really nice to everyone they came across
+
And then one day, the Mormons finally found
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
+
And then, the Mormons danced with ewoks
+
And were greeted by Jesus!
+
Welcome Mormons!
+
Now, let's all have as many babies as we can
+
And make big, Mormon families!
+
Woohoo!
+
F*ck your woman, f*ck your man
+
It is all part of God's plan
+
Mormons help God as they can
+
Here in Salt Lake City land!
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
For now we are f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
Come god wants us f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
But get back to f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you god!
+
Joseph Smith f*ck frog
+
Brigham Young clit face
+
Shit come out the but
+
Jesus says f*ck f*ck Mormons
+
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English

And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith The American Moses!
+
Well this is very good, praise Christ
+
Mormon!
+
I'm going to take you back in time! (mormon)
+
To the United States year 1823 (mormon)
+
A small and odd village called oopstate New York (oopstate)
+
There was Disease, and famine (so sick)
+
But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
+
His name was Joseph Smith
+
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
+
Joseph Smith, American Moses!
+
Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man
+
Ay! My name is Joseph Smith, and I'm going to f*ck this baby!
+
What?!
+
No no Joseph! Don't f*ck the baby!
+
Joseph Smith, don't f*ck the baby!
+
Suddenly the clouds parted
+
And Joseph Smith was visited by God!
+
Joseph Smith, do not f*ck a baby
+
I'll get rid of your AIDS if you f*ck this frog
+
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
+
Joseph Smith f*cked the frog god gave him
+
And his AIDS went away!
+
Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the Starship Enterprise
+
Joseph Smith! Your village is shit!
+
You should lead the villagers to a new village
+
Take these f*cking golden plates (away)
+
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
+
Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
+
Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people!
+
I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
+
We gotta stick together! (for months)
+
We gotta help each other! (we will for months)
+
And so we climb the mountain! (we head west)
+
And we cross the river (we head west)
+
And we fight the oppression! (for months)
+
By being nice to everyone (we are Mormons)
+
Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain!
+
(Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young!
+
Yes! I am Brigham Young!
+
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
+
That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
+
(Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris)
+
What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?
+
Not fight him, help him! (oh)
+
Joseph Smith took his magical f*ck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face
+
And behold, Brigham was cured!
+
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog!
+
Brigham Young, frog on his clit-face!
+
Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey
+
Compassion!
+
Courtesy!
+
Let's be really f*cking polite to everyone!
+
I got de golden plates! (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people! (we head west)
+
We gotta stick together! (for months)
+
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad (oh)
+
After travelling for so long
+
The Mormons ran out of fresh water
+
And became sick, with dysentery
+
(Water go to the water, water go to the cup
+
Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt
+
Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt)
+
Oh f*ck!
+
Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
+
(Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach
+
Blood come out the butt
+
Blood go in the water, water go in the cup
+
Cup to the the cup
+
Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth
+
Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt)
+
Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land!
+
Desperation!
+
Mortality!
+
Loss of faith!
+
Ah, got the golden plates (gold plates)
+
I gunna lead the people (we head west)?
+
Even though their prophet had died
+
The Mormons stuck together
+
And helped each other
+
And were really nice to everyone they came across
+
And then one day, the Mormons finally found
+
Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti!)
+
And then, the Mormons danced with ewoks
+
And were greeted by Jesus!
+
Welcome Mormons!
+
Now, let's all have as many babies as we can
+
And make big, Mormon families!
+
Woohoo!
+
F*ck your woman, f*ck your man
+
It is all part of God's plan
+
Mormons help God as they can
+
Here in Salt Lake City land!
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
For now we are f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
Come god wants us f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you
+
But get back to f*cking
+
Thank you! Thank you god!
+
Joseph Smith f*ck frog
+
Brigham Young clit face
+
Shit come out the but
+
Jesus says f*ck f*ck Mormons
+
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.





Tomorrow Is A Latter Day
by Andrew Rannells, Josh Gad and Nikki M. James

[ Featuring Josh Gad, Nikki M. James ]

Don't worry little buddy
+
Know this much is true
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
And I am here for you
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
I am a latter day saint (latter day)
+
I help all those I can
+
I see my friends through times of joy an sorrow (times of joy and sorrow)
+
What happens when we're dead?
+
We shouldn't think that far ahead
+
The only latter day that matters is tomorrow
+
The skies are clearing and the sun's coming out
+
It's a latter day tomorrow
+
Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away
+
And focus on a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
I am a latter day saint
+
Along with all my town
+
We always stick together come one more
+
We love to dance and shout
+
And let all the feelings out
+
And work to make a better latter day
+
Han-a-hay-ya
+
Han-han-a-hay-yah
+
We'll be here for each other every step of the way
+
And make a latter day tomorrow (han-a-hay-yah)
+
Americans are ready for the cure for AIDS
+
But they're saving it for a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Full of joy and all the things that matter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a bigger better latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
A happy ending on a platter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a don't forget her latter day
+
Why are Mormons happy?
+
It's because we know, it's a latter day tomorrow
+
So if you're sad put your hands together and pray
+
That tomorrows gonna be a latter day
+
And then it probably will be a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
So what will tomorrow bring?
+
What does the future hold?
+
I can almost see it now
+
Hello my name is Elder Matombo
+
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
+
Hello!
+
Hello!
+
My name is sister Kimbe!
+
It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you
+
A sacred text of pioneers and frogs (f*ck frogs)
+
And how you can find salvation if you just believe
+
Hi-ho
+
Ding dong
+
Hello
+
Boba Fett!
+
You have a lovely mudhut
+
And if you just put down the gun I'll show you
+
Oh ok I'll leave
+
Hello, my name is elder Kali
+
You will love all of the happiness this book can bring!
+
Hello, my name is elder butt-f*cking-naked
+
Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?
+
Find paradise (Jesus christ!)
+
And no more war (hello, nice door)
+
You've read the book of mormon did you know there's more? (hi-ho)
+
We swear
+
This is not a scam (no ma'am)
+
Have you heard the story of our prophet Arnold Cunningham?
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Hello!
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Hello!
+
Hello!
+
Our church is growing strong
+
And if you let us in we'll show you how can belong!
+
Join our family!
+
And set your spirit free
+
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
+
(Hello)
+
This book will change your life
+
(Hello)
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
The book of Arnold!
+
Hello!
+
We are latter day saints
+
We take life one day at a time
+
When the chips are down
+
We know just what to say
+
The past may be in tatters
+
But today is all that matters
+
Because today is yesterday's latter day
+
Thank you God
+
Ma'hanibu eebowai!
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
(I still have maggots in my scrotum!)
+
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Don't worry little buddy
+
Know this much is true
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
And I am here for you
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
I am a latter day saint (latter day)
+
I help all those I can
+
I see my friends through times of joy an sorrow (times of joy and sorrow)
+
What happens when we're dead?
+
We shouldn't think that far ahead
+
The only latter day that matters is tomorrow
+
The skies are clearing and the sun's coming out
+
It's a latter day tomorrow
+
Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away
+
And focus on a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
I am a latter day saint
+
Along with all my town
+
We always stick together come one more
+
We love to dance and shout
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And let all the feelings out
+
And work to make a better latter day
+
Han-a-hay-ya
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Han-han-a-hay-yah
+
We'll be here for each other every step of the way
+
And make a latter day tomorrow (han-a-hay-yah)
+
Americans are ready for the cure for AIDS
+
But they're saving it for a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Full of joy and all the things that matter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a bigger better latter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day
+
(I believe)
+
A happy ending on a platter day
+
(I believe)
+
Tomorrow is a don't forget her latter day
+
Why are Mormons happy?
+
It's because we know, it's a latter day tomorrow
+
So if you're sad put your hands together and pray
+
That tomorrows gonna be a latter day
+
And then it probably will be a latter day
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
So what will tomorrow bring?
+
What does the future hold?
+
I can almost see it now
+
Hello my name is Elder Matombo
+
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
+
Hello!
+
Hello!
+
My name is sister Kimbe!
+
It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you
+
A sacred text of pioneers and frogs (f*ck frogs)
+
And how you can find salvation if you just believe
+
Hi-ho
+
Ding dong
+
Hello
+
Boba Fett!
+
You have a lovely mudhut
+
And if you just put down the gun I'll show you
+
Oh ok I'll leave
+
Hello, my name is elder Kali
+
You will love all of the happiness this book can bring!
+
Hello, my name is elder butt-f*cking-naked
+
Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?
+
Find paradise (Jesus christ!)
+
And no more war (hello, nice door)
+
You've read the book of mormon did you know there's more? (hi-ho)
+
We swear
+
This is not a scam (no ma'am)
+
Have you heard the story of our prophet Arnold Cunningham?
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Hello!
+
Arnold Cunningham
+
Hello!
+
Hello!
+
Our church is growing strong
+
And if you let us in we'll show you how can belong!
+
Join our family!
+
And set your spirit free
+
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
+
(Hello)
+
This book will change your life
+
(Hello)
+
This book will change your life
+
This book will change your life
+
The book of Arnold!
+
Hello!
+
We are latter day saints
+
We take life one day at a time
+
When the chips are down
+
We know just what to say
+
The past may be in tatters
+
But today is all that matters
+
Because today is yesterday's latter day
+
Thank you God
+
Ma'hanibu eebowai!
+
Tomorrow is a latter day!
+
(I still have maggots in my scrotum!)
+
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Writer: BOBBY LOPEZ, TREY PARKER, MATTHEW E. STONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.







The Book of Mormon is an American musical comedy with music, lyrics, and book by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, and Matt Stone. The story follows two missionaries of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as they attempt to preach the faith to the inhabitants of a remote Ugandan village. The earnest young men are challenged by the lack of interest from the locals, who are distracted by more pressing issues such as HIV/AIDS, famine, and oppression by the local warlord.

The show premiered on Broadway at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre in March 2011, starring Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad. It garnered critical acclaim and set records in ticket sales for the Eugene O'Neill Theatre. The Book of Mormon was awarded nine Tony Awards, including Best Musical, and a Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album. The success of the Broadway production has spawned many stagings worldwide, including a long-running West End replica and several US national tours.

The Book of Mormon has grossed over $800 million, making it one of the most successful musicals of all time. As of December 2025, it is the 10th longest-running Broadway show, having played more than 5,000 performances.
-Wikipedia
Genre(s): Soundtrack, Musical
Released: May 17th, 2011
Year: 2011
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