[ Featuring His Higher Guns ]
Well, I didn't snag her at a pow wow
She was complaining to a manager, loud
She took one look at me and thought I was Bruce Lee
Now she's showing me off all over town
On her parents' front lawn is where I pitched my tent
The Rez wonders where the heck I went
She takes me to the bar with treaty gas in her car
And this woman takes care of the rent
She works hard
I've got a Status card
We're the talk of the whole BINGO hall
I've got a rich white woman and I ain't got no worries at all
Can't skin a moose or sew moccasins
But there's no way that she's my cousin
Nieces and Neph's call her Aunty and they tell her she's deadly
But I just tell her "Sakihiwewin"
Ernest Monias can have all the kokums
I got my Anglo-Saxon half-Jewish shnookums
Girls look at me with lust
I just say "Awas!"
She's got a tight grip on my bannock bum
She works hard
Our kids will have Metis cards
We're the talk of the whole BINGO hall
I got a rich white woman and I ain't got no worries at all
She works hard
I've got a Status card
We're the talk of the whole BINGO hall
I've got a rich white woman and I ain't got no worries at all
I've got a rich white woman and I ain't got no worries at all
