Hoes No Jutsu Video (MV)

I'm in Japan, need some help, cause the subtitles ain't there
I just need to find the maid cafe I'm asking people where
In my room I'm pulling hoes, cause I bought that gaming chair
Taking Kaede to the zoo just to see the panda bears

2D waifus on me and they calling me senpai
Hop on incognito and we watching some hentai
Filter out the tags cause I like massive oppai
Nutted in 2 seconds because she is so fine

Needed some spice so I nutted in the lean
Clapping all these cheeks like I'm playing tambourines
Beating up my meat, that's my daily routine
Marin Kitagawa step on me I'm your trampoline

Reading doujins on the daily yeah you know we going crazy
I be stacking up my manga, yeah I got 280
Anime is what I'm craving, I'm a weeb so I ain't bathing
Figurines cost twenty bands but you know that I'm still paying

Ay, L + ratio on your waifus cause they trash
Looking like she Sakura because that chest be looking flat
Binging anime, got no time to touch grass
Family tree messed up again cuz my grandma is my dad

My imouto just like Kirino she screaming kimochi
I just want a 2D girl, please I'm begging on my knees
Man I'm stuck in the friendzone, we tomodachis
And she slobbering on my knob and she saying oishi

Bunny girl senpai yeah that ending gave me pain
Body pillows in the whip and I'm swerving through these lanes, skrrt
And you know Marin bad when she wear that cosplay
I would let her smack my balls like we playing rhythm games

All these waifus dying cuz they getting hit by truck-kun
Can't get past one day without beating it to a cartoon
Smacking Chun-Li's ass guess we both know kung fu
Choji getting fatter everyday like a balloon

Watching hentai on the daily yeah you already know
That I failed No Nut November like forty days in a row
And Hinata lookin fine Imma steal her from Naruto
Lana Rhoades got nothing on me and my 2D hoes, ay

Cop a hentai body pillow of Chizuru you know I gotta
Marin, Rem and Zero-Two up on me chilling in the sauna
All my anime we caught up, 2D girls I got a lot of
And my waifu Mai up in my bed she saying Ara Ara