Listening to the sounds (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
Where did it all go south (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
I'm shocked by all these athletes
I'm hanging off the backbeat
In ways my voice allows (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
Don't be shocked by the stench
It's all I can pretend
You call it cutting edge
But I think it's just modern dread
At times I hate the past (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
With all it's slime and spaff (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
You aim for sleaze, it's easy
Just be a prick and leave me
Invent some modern ass (oh no, oh, oh no, oh no)
Don't be shocked by the stench
It's all I can pretend
You call it cutting edge
But I think it's just modern dread