Pain - Antidote Lyrics

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead.
Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe.
Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu.
Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you.

First date: we thought it was great.
We drank and we ate. We stayed up real late.
Next week we hit our peak making the bedsprings creak.
And now, one month later.

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead.
Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe.
Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu.
Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you.

I guess that's what I get
for being a jerk instead of cooling my jets.
You were a wolf in sheepskin
playing for keeps and I lost.
And now, 20 years later.

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead.
Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe.
Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu.
Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you.

I've got you, I've got you.
Somebody tell me what to do.
Should I try a bit of vinegar?
Has someone got an antidote?
Band-Aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
rum and coke if nothing else will do.
Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you.

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead.
Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe.
Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu.
Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you.