I like to think my that my life makes sense
And there are no accidents
Don't wanna be a regular loser
Don't wanna be a total excuser
I go out and it always sucks
Just starin' at the cars and trucks
Don't wanna be a regular loser
Don't wanna be a regular loser like me
Don't wanna be here but I want to be seen
Like gum in the pages of a fashion magazine
Don't wanna be a regular loser
Why go out when it's always a snoozer
Looking-for-celebs, yeah they're so starstruck
I like it better when they're out of luck
Don't wanna be a regular loser
Don't wanna be a regular loser like me
This wasn't what we wanted
When we felt our worlds collide
I said I'd see you on the other side
Now we're just getting started
And we're never out of time
Sometimes we have to step into the fire
So there you go nothing's what it seems
And when I'm down, I just wanna scream
Wish I could take a car to the future
Don't wanna be a broken down loser
But when I'm stuck here I just bide my time
Cuz I know one day I'll be feelin' fine
Then I can be a regular loser
Happy to be a regular loser like me