Vatican Caskets are just fine,
Made of sandlewood and pine
When your loved ones have to go,
Dial et cum spirit 2 2 0.
When your loved ones pass away,
Have them pass the Vatican way
Sistine Chapel, St. Peter's, too,
Holy water just for you
Vatican Caskets unlike a rose,
They will never decompose
For they stand the test of time,
No need to kill the flies with lime
Get down on your knees and pray,
When your loved ones pass away
Vatican customers all sing,
Death, oh death, where is thy sting?
Oh, shit