Pavement Palette - Bottle Designs Lyrics

There's a beauty contest taking place on the shelf behind the bar
With so many bottle designs do they still know what they really are?
You know what they say, you can't find happiness at the bottom of that girl
I'm not willing to judge anyone who still wanders there to collect the pearls

And I'm not a diver
But I still want to find her
Please, Mr. Bartender
You know what to do
And I'm not a diver
But I still want to find her
Please, Mr. Bartender
You know what to do

Hiding, is she hiding, hiding from me?
I might sound distressed but trust me I'm smiling at my feet
The world has gone crazy and I am too lazy to stand up from this chair
It's way too fair

And I'm not a diver
But I still want to find her
Please, Mr. Bartender
You know what to do

Dancing in the waiting room of hell
People always tell me to get out of my shell
Intoxication is the easy way
And that's okay