And I swam much faster
Than anyone in this sad old town ever knew
And I grew much stronger
Than anyone in this whole damnation ever grew
I passed all my classes
I graduated with honors but when I was through
My college professors didn't want to give credit
Where credit was due
They said my only contribution
Would be: Songs to Slash Your Wrists To
The only worthless piece of garbage
They said I would ever do
Songs to Slash Your Wrists To
And I look over my shoulder
I have to be prepared if somebody wants to fight
And now I've grown older
And nobody's there even to comfort me at night
Not even a phone call
Not one single soul who even cares what it's worth
But now the world's ending
So, it may be just a miracle I never gave birth
To my Songs to Slash Your Wrists To
The best thing that anyone said I would ever do
Songs to Slash Your Wrists To
That's all they said
That's all they said
They said that I would ever do
So, all of those ogres
Yeah, and all of those witches there
Stirring up their brew
But all of you angels
You all came to rescue just when I needed you
Songs to slash your wrists to
The best thing that anyone
Said I would ever do
Songs to slash your wrists to