I think about you when I go to sleep
I touch myself as I count the sheep
I'm too depressed to even clean the sheets
So I fall asleep with sticky feet
All the dirty sheets
Stained with memories
Gotta wash them clean of you
All the crusty socks
Memories in stock
A blacklight would reveal
The way I truly feel for you
I wake from a dream of you
Shat the bed
There's a trail in the mattress
I've been misled
I should have loved you when I had the chance
Now I sit with a heavy load
In my pants
All the dirty sheets
Stained with memories
Gotta wash them clean of you
All the crusty briefs
Bring me so much grief
My dumpster would reveal
The way I truly feel for you
I wake from a dream of you
Shat the bed