See, I was on the east coast
...of the things I have (?)
I saw a woman and a man
Become a husband and a wife
Under a beautiful tree
Bird flew down and landed on my head
I felt best and special, but that bird don't fly off with a feather
MERCY! [x8]
I'm able to see that feather again
Well, I need a change of scenery so I headed back west
I put holes in my shoes, I had dirt on my clothes
I looked like I am robbin the bank machine
Things started lookin up, when I manage to regain you (?)
One of the pom-pom girls from the outer west offered to drive me home
MERCY! [x8]
M-E-R-C-Y [x4]
MERCY! (mercy...) [x4]
Ooo, I really needed that drive.
When Mary Lou dropped me off
I was feeling bent out of shape
She had reminded me
That almost anything can happen
Cause if I did not choose this life
Then it must've chose me
I don't know which is worse
I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see