Polarbearboy - Teenage Midlife Crisis Lyrics

It's really funny when I think about you
Nothing matters in the end and
It's really funny when I think about it
I don't matter as much as you
I'm sad and really stressed
And my sex life is a mess
Got a teenage midlife crisis
And I don't wanna be like this anymore
I'm on the floor
My baby girl yeah she's ignored me for a while
'Cause she's busy with a man much older
He's a pedophile
And her friends get all upset
With every move and breath
Won't give me a f*cking break
So I sit here and create
It's really funny when I think about you
Nothing matters in the end and
It's really funny when I think about it
I don't matter as much as you
I want a cute femdom Asian girl to choke me
Not a punk rock wanna be
I wanna be that guy with fat stacks
So I can sit back and relax
And get back on track