Sittin' on my porch, ready to unwind
Fired up the grill, got my steak and beer in line.
But there's a seagull, wild and mean
Swoopin' down, causin' quite a scene
He taunts and teases, laughin' in my face
Droppin' bombs on my car, makin' this place a disgrace
But I've got a plan, a secret weapon so small
My trusty hamster's gonna show 'em all, oh yeah
Runnin' through the yard, with my hamster by my side, yeah
Chasin' that seagull, ain't got no time to hide
No more poop on my car, no more pecks on my head
I'm takin' back my barbecue, won't let that seagull spread, no way
Won't let seagull spread!
How you like that mister seagull
Screw you! Oh yeah
My hamster is my champion
No one gets in our way, or they'll have to pay, yeah
Hamster, - Hamster - hamster - hamster, versus seagull, oh oh oh yeah!