I hate my girlfriend, you hate my girlfriend
She hates me and I hate you, motherf*cker
I can't keep it to myself 'cause I hate myself
And right now, I'm gonna tell you why
My sympathy bleeding from your ears
Dirty laundry
Why were you even here
Dirty laundry
An iron fist drenched in acid
Dirty laundry
A respected stature remains flaccid
Dirty laundry
Punish me
F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you
You lounge around in your digital hell, bowing your fists
And you're puzzled as to why you are the scum of this planet
Do yourself and everyone else a favor
And shut the f*ck up
The end is near, or so you say
Dirty laundry
Life is ash if you don't stay
Dirty laundry
Slicing prosthetic installations
Dirty laundry
Loss won't survive as constipation
Punish me
F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you