Good morning to my new-made friends, you may remember us from before
On the lookout for some clean fun, now we're knocking on your front door
The revolting plausibilities gamble times of your demise
Souls fractured in charisma by the purity of ice
A game's no fun when you're alone or it's players ignore the rules
For politeness' sake, participate, you'll be dead by daylight, don't be fools
Funny games, whether by knife or whether by gun
Funny games, losing your life can sometimes be fun
Didn't want to bring you harm, we were just here for some eggs
Inappropriate behavior stumped the functions of your leg
You could have loosened up, played by the rules, you needed not ask why
Now Georgie's sprawled out in the corner with a hole between his eyes
A game's no fun when you're alone or it's players ignore the rules
For politeness' sake, participate, you'll be dead by daylight, don't be fools
Funny games, whether by knife or whether by gun
Funny games, losing your life can sometimes be fun