There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
Found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
Found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
The crooked man stepped forth and rang the crooked bell
And thus his crooked soul spurred into a crooked hell
Murdered his crooked family and laughed a crooked laugh