This is the worst diss ever
When they try to diss me it's the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Why they always tryna get me with the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Everyone should know this is the worst diss ever
If you wanna diss, you better get more clever
Cause I'm tellin' you that this here is the worst diss ever
I got stuff to tell you now, and I'll be honest
I wet the bed like three three times when I was in college
And I forgot to shower... well... like every other day
Now I'm an adult with a wife, and still nothing's changed
I wake up in the morning, hit up the dresser, I
Grab whatever shirt's on top, cause it take lesser time
To go to work. Breakfast? What a joke
Yo I walk out the apartment with my laptop and a coke
I never eat my veggies, some would it's kinda tragic
So when people ask me why, I say cause I am not a rabbit
And PETA wants fight me now, but I'm about to stun the world
The only time that I've been punched in the face, it was a girl... Kaitlin
And I deserved it, but the punch hurt
My friends made me go apologize 'cause I was such a jerk
I'm a Cubs fan, they say we're not the best here
But I can an guarantee we'll win the World Series next year
This is the worst diss ever
When they try to diss me it's the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Why they always tryna get me with the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Everyone should know this is the worst diss ever
If you wanna diss, you better get more clever
Cause I'm tellin' you that this here is the worst diss ever
When I was single life was always such a struggle
It was Ramen Noodles daily and my mind was like a puzzle
My socks would never match, and I was always out of toothpaste
I had belts, but I would always use a shoelace
I never got the laundry done
At least I watched a lot of Netflix and had a lot of fun
This one night, I had a dream I was a nice rapper
I woke up, wrote this song, then cried after
In second grade, my whole life went in a whirlwind
I cried for days when this boy Curtis stole my girlfriend
I got to middle school, thought that things would change, well
I never had my first kiss till I was in the grade 12
This one time, I sleepwalked and there was no one there
Sat down, and then I took a deuce mom's favorite chair
Something, something, something... And I forgot the rest
This is the worst diss ever
When they try to diss me it's the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Why they always tryna get me with the worst diss ever
This is the worst diss ever
Everyone should know this is the worst diss ever
If you wanna diss, you better get more clever
Cause I'm tellin' you that this here is the worst diss ever