Yo Quad, some bitch took the last Kraft single, aw shit
I've been thinking about making this song PG, so all little Eric's little girlfriends can
Listen with me
You know how it is
You know what
It's up in here
Kraft single thieves, yo
Dear Rowan, yo mama a bitch, yo best friend a bitch, yo girlfriend a bitch, what you doing
In my fridge, you freaky ahh bitch, walking around like you a sneaky ahh snitch
Ate the last Kraft single, now I'mma get Clyde to touch you, like he Quandale Dingle
Quandale
Quandale
Quandale
Quandale
I'm the greatest of all times, so all these wannabes better stay inside
We better stay inside (We better stay inside yuh)
Talking about you, Clyde
You look like you wanna ride five guys
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Kraft single, hoe
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
You ate the last Kraft single, hoe
Hope you choke on a Pringle, hoe
Where my singles at, hoe
Where my, where my singles at, hoe
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Rowan, Rowan, Rowan
I know it was you
I can sense it in you
You's the mac and cheese bandit, huh?
You's a, you's a mac and cheese bandit hoe, hoe
Don't f*ck with me, hoe
I know it was
You's a mac and cheese bandit, hoe
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese bandit
Bandit, bandit, hoe hoe
Where my singles at, hoe
Where my singles at
Where my singles at, hoe
Pull up, pull up, pull up
Pull up to my crib, you gonna catch this block
From the top, make your body drop like a cop
Where my singles at, hoe
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Where my singles at, hoe
Where my, where my, where my singles at, hoe
Let me catch you, bitch, on sight, hoe, hoe
Pull up to my crib, you gonna catch this block
Don't ever steal all my Kraft singles out here again
Bitch, ahh hoe
Don't want you here
F*ck off
Maybe we'll find out who f*ckin' did it if we check the news
Alright, man
Good evening and welcome to Channel seven News
Tonight, a peculiar crime spree has left the community on edge
As a mysterious individual, identified as Rowan
Has been targeting homes for a very specific item
Kraft Mac and Cheese singles
Authorities are in a frenzy following reports of break-ins
Across several neighborhoods, all linked to this unlikely theft
Dubbed the Mac and Cheese Bandit by locals
Rowan allegedly leaves behind a trail of empty cheese wrappers
And puzzled homeowners
Residents are understandably concerned, with one stating
"Who would break in just for mac and cheese?
It's not like it's gold or something.
Despite efforts to apprehend her
Rowan has managed to evade capture
Sparking speculation about her motives
Experts suggest this behavior could stem from a psychological compulsion or an unusual craving, prompting The community to remain vigilant
Police are urging anyone with information to come forward while reinforcing security measures
As the search for Rowan continues
Channel seven News will keep you updated on this bizarre yet intriguing story
That wraps up our broadcast for tonight
Stay tuned for more updates and breaking news
I'm Tri, and have a good night
Man I told you it was that hoe
That Rowan bitch ass crazy ass hoe bro
God muthaf*ckin daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.