The Replacements - Lovelines Lyrics

(Stop it)

Slightly overweight girls need sex also
Send your note and desires
Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

Baby you have been along
I'll read another
As soon as it comes around

Feeling pressure?
Call Lovelines

JD if you need a fishing partner
Please let me know
Visitors welcome instruction
From five-generation Master Gin Foon Mark

Hey Ellen
Mark says hi
Tom what else can I say
I love you very much
I'm glad we're together
miss you a lot
Love Kitten

Oh yeah oh yeah Kitten
Oh yeah oh yeah

Lurkin' lizards lyin' under Lake Tanners door 306
Awaiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake
John Lee

Okay
Grin & bear it

Fantasy Phone Swingers' Hotline
Pure silk, pure seduction
G-strings in petal pink
Yeah

Attract some women
Scientific formulated spray
The conductive male hormone
Work
Turn the lights off

Ooh baby, let's turn a page

Person-to-person
And it's all a bunch of shit

Wednesday, October 13th, 1982
volume 4, number 79