Royal Air Force Mess Song - Life presents a dismal picture Lyrics

Life presents a dismal picture.
Royal Air Force Mess Song 1940---45.

(To the Tune: Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles).


Life presents a dismal picture,
dark and sombre as the tomb.
Father has an Anal stricture,
Mother has a prolapsed womb,
Sister Mary has aborted for the twenty - second time,
Brother Frank has been deported for a Homosexual crime.

Little Freddie's in the mad - house......
Doctors look away and cough.
'cos the cause of his affliction comes from too much wanking off.