Rucka Rucka Ali - iWhack Lyrics

I'm from America cause it's number one
I could take a f*ckin' dump and it would look like where you're from
Bad men flew a jet into 9/11
In the greatest f*ckin' country...
This ain't your country!
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq? "
I'll tell you why right f*ckin' now...
(I'll tell you right now)
So that every time you f*ck with us,
We'll take some 'yer f*ckin' stuff
So tell your homies I said
That all your countries have AIDS
F*ck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f*ck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cause these colors match the f*ckin' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some f*ckin' games!

"At 9: 11 this morning, we were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much"

Yeeehaw!
Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it, you're a fag
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to
Strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit
We'll take your f*ckin' oil and make you suck our balls
And we'll rape your seven wives in the tits
(BITCH YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HUMMUS!)
Cause baby, certain Muslims hate the things we love
Like bacon covered chicken fried steak
And all them suckers have AIDS
F*ck 'em (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f*ck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
In this game we're playing for keeps
So all you faggots better keep your receipts
Cause it'll be a cold day in Pakistan if you think
You'll f*ck with Toby Queef!

Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want f*ckin' trouble
Better tell 'em they better go f*ck with Mexico instead!

"We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo, and make 'em watch episodes of Glee."

You faggot motherf*ckers have AIDS
F*ck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll f*ck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cause these colors match the f*ckin' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some f*ckin' games!

"Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on the plane WAS a terrorist... but...
Statistics show.
Hell, most of the people on that plane probably had somewhere else to go.
But we ain't never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple, you knock down our buildings, we'll take a couple yer countries.
You can tell Mr. Bin Laden and his army of 70 virgins we can play games, God dammit! "