Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics
Justin Beaver II Lyrics
Yee haw!
I'm high as hell right now
So that one faggot, JB
He told his mom and dad,
"That black kid made fun of me"
(It's not fair!)
And his mom said,
"Yeah, so go to bed, it's six-thirty"
(School Night!)
And the Canadians at JewTube said,
"You f*ck with me? DELETE! Ha Ha Ha! "
But everyone knows Justin's still a...
Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
Aw wooh
Your still a Faggot JB
All I said is that,
Justin blows old men and then pays them for head
It's like saying Canadians have AIDS
They know they're gay in bed
If we all agree,
JB, sucks the "D",
I don't see why the Chineses at JewTube deleted Justin's Beaver
Either 'cause they hate me,
'Cause they're racist 'cause they're black
Or they're just mad I got more fans than the faggots at they back
And if you bastards f*ck around with me,
Deleting shit like that
My nuckas load it back up faster,
Than Justin can suck a...
What?
And when Canada gets blasted,
By the black man in office
We'll be laughin' at you faggots,
In your caskets and your coffins
And in fact, we'll enslave for all the pain you've caused us
A Canadian slave in every home.
'Cause that's one...
Faggot, JB
(He's a handsome lady)
He told his mom and dad,
"That black kid made fun of me"
(I think he's black)
But then in the same breath, he says he's half Japanese
(I'm confused!)
And then his mom called up the Jews that choose what's PC
(He said, WHAT!)
And they took down my song,
'Cause I said...
Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
Your still a faggot, JB
Now there is something,
And it called free speech
And it doesn't end when Canadians get offended like a bitch
[Toby Queef:]
I been in bad Korea
And I fought in Vietnam
And I would be in Afghanistan,
But I left my legs back in Taiwan
I see what's goin' on
And I think it's f*ckin' wrong!
Someone called Washington said,
"Ya'll could say what the f*ck you want! "
And I like that Rucka song,
And then JewTube took it down
It's like living under Stalin
And even he likes Ching Chang Chong!
[DJ Not Nice:]
Why you take my nice song down?
I like rice
You dykes are dumb
You like that guy, Justin's song?
It sucks my tiny, Chinee wong
[Toby Queef:]
Where were you on that one morning,
On the day of nine-one-one
If your like me,
You wanted to bomb Canada just for fun
I know some faggot, JB
(He's a handsome lady)
And every time he sings,
The girls all squirt through their jeans
(Squirt like a hose!)
And everybody's mom says,
"Damn, too bad he's thirteen"
'Cause he's a handsome lady
And he says stuff like,
"Hip-hop and rap embrace me"
Ohh yeah
But everbody knows Justin's a...
Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!
F-F-F-Faggot! Faggot! Faggot! faggot!
Aww whooh!
Your still a Faggot, JB
[Justin Bieber:]
[Crying]
Really, dog?
Again?
I totally showed my mom your video, bro
Good luck with that!
Your gonna be grounded, for like, at least a week
Oh, look my first pube!
Sweet!
[Coughing]
Uggg...
Uh, baby, baby, bab-
Damnit!
MOOOOM!