I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Turns out it wasn't dad
In the suit we knew he had
And that's when dad went and got the gun
Santa, run
Santa, run
Daddy's got the gun
And he's got a really good shot
Santa, run
Santa, run
I hope that you had
Your ho-ho-holiday fun
Santa, run
Daddy's got a gun
Santa, run
Santa ran so fast down the street
To Rudolph and the other reindeer and the sleigh
Dad wasn't far behind
A beating on his mind
His face as red as Santa's suit
Santa flew the sleigh down the street
And flew it right over our heads
Daddy took his aim
And down Santa came
And was never heard from again
Santa, run
Santa, run
Daddy's got the gun
And he's got a really good shot
Santa, run
Santa, run
I hope that you had
Your ho-ho-holiday fun
Santa, run
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Turns out it wasn't dad
In the suit we knew he had
And that's when dad went and got the gun
Santa, run
Santa, run
Daddy's got the gun
And he's got a really good shot
Santa, run
Santa, run
I hope that you had
Your ho-ho-holiday fun
Your ho-ho-holiday fun
Your ho-ho-holiday fun
Santa, run
Daddy's got a gun
Santa, run
Daddy's got a gun