[ Featuring The Disaster Area, Watch Out Stampede ]
Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some bombastic, romantic
Fantastic lover
Smooth, just like the silk
Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover
No take me for no filth
With my sexual physique, jah know me well-built
Oh me oh my, well well
Can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of me shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your Khus Khus perfume
I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I could take rejection, so you tell me go to hell
I'm boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. boom, boom, boom, boom
Gee wheeze, baby please
Let me take you to an island of
The sweet cool breeze
You don't feel like drive well baby hand me the keys
And I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha, baby please
Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might ha-choo sneeze
(Bless you)
Well, you are the bun and me a cheese
And if me a the rice well maybe you are the peas
I'm boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. boom, boom, boom, boom
I'm boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. boom, boom, boom, boom
Mr. Boombastic
Would you like to kiss and caress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm boombastic
Rated as the best, the best you should get
Nothing more, nothing less
I'm boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. boom, boom, boom, boom
I'm boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. boom, boom, boom, boom