[ Featuring the Fighters ]
Bitter, salty coffee
Cheap domestic whiskey
I'm drinking bad Irish coffee tonight
The fumes could strip the paint
That's why I'm welling up
I'm drinking bad Irish coffee tonight
The tears bring out the flavor
The flavor makes me cry
I'm drinking bad Irish coffee tonight
At least that's what I tell her
'cause she can't know the truth
I'm drinking bad Irish coffee tonight
Maybe one day I'll tell her about how she broke my heart
Left with him while I'm left with this drink
But he makes her happy, so I can't tear them apart
I'll just let the coffee raise a stink
