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Factoids about webfonts
Learn some things that you did not know before this song was bought
Factoids about webfonts
The very first font was invented by Gutenberg
Now it's called Roman Times
Papyrus was invented one day when Bill Gates' Inkjet jammed
Making wobbly lines
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Factoids about webfonts
You may think I know a lot more about fonts than I ought
Factoids about webfonts
Every font file is encrypted using 2-bit RSA
The primes are 2 and 3
Fonts first reached the Internet in '92 when Arial
Escaped captivity
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Factoids about webfonts
The world of fonts is dire and fraught with knowledge that can't be taught
Factoids about webfonts
Johnny, Johnny, telling lies
Don't you know all men must die
Johnny, Johnny, telling lies
Don't you know all men must die
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Factoids about webfonts
Cunning like an ocelot, wild fonts are rarely caught
Factoids about webfonts
Comic Sans is a highlander; it can only be killed if you
First remove its head
A printing press can ward off vampires if you happen to meet one who's
Allergic to lead
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Factoids about webfonts
Observe the doom that we have wrought, ceding writing to the bots
Factoids about webfonts
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Johnny, Johnny, telling lies
Factoids about webfonts
Their native tongue is hard to spot; webfonts are all polyglots
Don't you know all men must die
Factoids about webfonts
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Johnny, Johnny, telling lies
Factoids about webfonts
Learn some things that you did not know before this song was bought
Don't you know all men must die
Factoids about webfonts
