Mic Check 1-2, 1-2
In School I Walked The Halls Wit A Sharp Pencil
Now Im Drawin A Pistol Let A Nigga Do A Bitch Move
And Let A Bitch Move Im Shittin Wiping My Ass Wit Them Like Tissue
And Then I Gotta Flush 'em See Really Remy Dont Love 'em
Same Shit Different Toilet So Like A Plumb I Get To Plungin
If A Nigga Got Some Trees And A Nice Piece Of Lumber
And Can Make Some Paper Then I Might Jus F*ck 'em
And If I Stick 'em Then I Stuck 'em Like A Chicken I'll Pluck 'em
Gave Him Some Scrammbled Eggs Now He Hawkin So I Duck 'em
Niggaz Got Bubble Gum Blow Pop Broads Like Rem Some Sorta Sucka
Put Some Money On That Bitch And I Bet U I Lady Lucka
If She Want A Problem Call Her Uppa On Some Ruckus
Its Neva Nothin 4 Me To Quick Them Timberland Chukkas
Dead In The Middle Of Ground Zero, Im Like A Super Hero
Female Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, Modern Day Robert Dinero
Stiffin My Niggaz That Do Murdaz Like Robert Shapiro
Drink Malibu, Pineapple Juice And Puff Piff By The Pillow Forillow
Tell Me My Flow Ain So Crazy, Since I Shot Yo Crib
Not Where U Live, But Where U Lay Yo Baby
And Lately I Been Spittin On Some Real "Yo Im Conceited" Shit
To Me Chicks Is Like Dicks, Im Quick To Tell 'em "Beat It Bitch"
U Hand Around Boxers But Ur No Tough Cookie
U Only Get Hard When Ur Around Pussies
I Do Chicks Greasy, K-Sleezy Know My M-O
While U Runnin Round Like "Plz Plz Listen To My Demo"
Im In A New Mb Bitch And Im Foggin Up The Windows
Wit The Tints Limo Black Cuz Im Blowin Down The Indo
U May Stunt Round Them Otha Broads But U Dont Want It Wit Rem Doe
Tear Ya Posters Down On Some Petty Shit Like My Nigga N.O.
I Ain Sayin That U Garbage, U Betta Spark Where U Started
But U Can Neva Neva, Eva, Eva Be Ms.Martin I Flow Retarded
U Cant Stand To See Me, And I Know U Wishin I Was Really Banned From T.V.
That Still Wouldnt Stop Me From Talkin Wreckless On Mixtapes And Cd's
Fm, Xm, Satelite, And Dvds
Im Remarkable, It Dont Matter Who Im Talkin To
They All Flow Mediocre And They Faces Ain Marketable
Look Ma U Need More Then Some Shades And Some Shiny Lips
For Me To Believe U A Rapper And U Really Can Spit
That U Ain No Where Next To Me, Do Yall Hear This Bitch?
I Wish I Was Foxy Right Now "I Dont Wanna Hear This Shit"
U Needs Tha F*ck Back, I Know U Been Sneakin Round Back
U And Ya Weave Is Loose, I Can See Ya Tracks
U Ain Fire Bitch U Ain Poppin
U A Burnin Sanitation Truck Ma U Hot Garbage
U A Bumb Bitch, U Hear The Trumpets, Its The Queen Of Ny
Remy Ma And I Ain Nothin To F*ck Wit