Rhode Island - Alcoholics Lyrics

I spent the month finishing my screenplay off
A sitcom about two alcoholics
They share a flat that overlooks the railway track
Their lives are full of horror and hilarity
Variations on a recurring joke
The laughs come thick and fast as each week we realise
That they'll do anything, anything, anything
Anything, anything at all
They'll do it over and over and over and over again, yeah

One of them is in denial about his problem
The other is disarmingly frank: comedic tension
They row a lot about whether they have kids or not
And who is that woman who called? They can't remember
And every week the situation starts again
Cos they'll do anything, anything, anything, anything
Anything, anything, anything, anything
Anything, anything, anything, anything, anything at all
They'll do it over and over and over and over again