812 Video (MV)

Yo, first things first imma say everything that's on my mind
I've been meaning to do this for a while so I figured I'd get on my grind
Like Tony Hawk being at the X-Games for the 45th time
I'm gonna speed it up to show you that I know it's my motherf*ckin time to shine
I'm a pretty bad commentator writing on my novice paper
Every time I see you man you make me wanna vomit hater
No I am not your favorite father stop it Vader
I'm a non invader playing hot potato with Camilla Cabello gotta
Ollie oop the dunks I'm a motherf*ckin con or skater
I better confiscate her I don't cater to
Motherf*ckers saying that they bring a plate of or two of lighter fumes
I'll see a madder batter later alligator
Never split up you need to stay a crew
If you do then you'll have to pay your dues
You're in a sticky situation cuz I laid the glue
I won't lie, everything I say is true
I've been doing my research I made a breakthrough
It's time to celebrate, let's spray them booze
Just know that I'll be there in a day or two
Man that's the life when you live inside the 812
They're coming for you they're gonna get you when you least expect it
You think they're on your side until you're getting arrested
Too many people will stab you in the back it's quite impressive
This town's infested with meth heads I gotta use a better method
Don't shoot me please, I'm just relaying the message
If time is more precious than life is an investment
If you fall I might not catch you, you'll hit the ground breathless
Like they say at the salad bar, lettuce
Gotta get em and hit em with the venom in my denim when I kill em
I wonder are you ever gonna stop pretending?
Flying like a pelican like oopsie woopsie I fell again
Just another delegate why you being so delicate cuz
It's time for me mail it in cleaning out my closet man
I think I found a skeleton made of led like a zeppelin
It's time for me to medicate where me my f*ckin medicine
You're no longer relative that's what I gotta tell a bitch
I told Satan he needs to more fitness, I said go to the gym hades
My evil twin wants to rip the limbs off of babies, I think I got them rabies
Got these pussy ass mumble rappers being hanged from my family tree,
I don't think we've met before, let me introduce you to my inner Slim Shady
Never split up you need to stay a crew
If you do then you'll have to pay your dues
You're in a sticky situation cuz I laid the glue
I won't lie, everything I say is true
I've been doing my research I made a breakthrough
It's time to celebrate, let's spray them booze
Just know that I'll be there in a day or two
Man that's the life when you live inside the 812
I'm gonna rap until I die or I until I hit my eighties
Pirate these Mercedes I may as well say Ahoy Mateys
Oops did I say that, that's supposed to be in parentheses
I might join the navy and get all ladies
One of those two is true which one do you think it will be
Shout-out to everyone who never once believed in me
You're all f*cking crazy lazy crybabies and also wack and zany
I've been at it daily until my throat is achy baby
Never split up you need to stay a crew
If you do then you'll have to pay your dues
You're in a sticky situation cuz I laid the glue
I won't lie, everything I say is true
I've been doing my research I made a breakthrough
It's time to celebrate, let's spray them booze
Just know that I'll be there in a day or two
Man that's the life when you live inside the 812