Robinson's Village - Caesar Salad Lyrics

It's as plain as you can see
I wish you'd beat the shit out of me
Life's like an onion or it can be
With loads of layers
Wow that's deep

Thank f*ck for bad facial hair
Thank f*ck for concrete stairs and
Thank f*ck purple armchairs
Thank f*ck for any chance to swear
Thank f*ck for big brown bears
Thank f*ck for easy to knock over glassware
Thank f*ck for nightmares
Thank f*ck for badly tuned snares

What if people all had
Knives instead of their head
I'd stick them into my eyes
And get back into bed

Thank f*ck for bad facial hair
Thank f*ck for concrete stairs and
Thank f*ck purple armchairs
Thank f*ck for any chance to swear
Thank f*ck for big brown bears
Thank f*ck for easy to knock over glassware
Thank f*ck for nightmares
Thank f*ck for badly tuned snares

Thank f*ck for bad facial hair
Thank f*ck for concrete stairs and
Thank f*ck purple armchairs
Thank f*ck for any chance to swear
Thank f*ck for big brown bears
Thank f*ck for easy to knock over glassware
Thank f*ck for nightmares
Thank f*ck for badly tuned snares

It's as plain as you can see I wish you'd beat the shit out of me