Rod Wilkins - Dead Bait & Warm Beer Lyrics

I went down to the community college and got me one of those mixology degrees
The course was called Whiskey 101 and that was Good Enuff for me
There she stood with the pigtail hair she had angel eyes and the devils stare
I muster up the courage and these are the words I said

I got
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
Sounds like a perfect date my dear
Then we could shoot some bucks from the bed of my pick up truck
She said
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
That's the best offer I've had this year how bout we
Shoot them bucks from the bed of my pick up truck

Well now we got us a couple of kids ain't no time for lovin ain't no time for sin
We ain't been on a date it what seems to be a hundred years
So I whipped out my new flip phone
I was workin through a break and she was sitting home alone
I mustered up the courage and these are the words I text

I got
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
Sounds like a perfect date my dear
Then we could shoot some bucks from the bed of my pick up truck
She text
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
That's the best offer I've had this year how bout we
Shoot them bucks from the bed of my pick up truck
Lordy Lordy here we go around the bed and there we went

I got
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
Sounds like a perfect date my dear
How bout we shoot some bucks from the bed of my pick up truck
She said
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
That's the best offer I've had this year how bout we
Shoot them bucks from the bed of my pick up truck
And that's the story of
Dead Bait and Warm Beer
Wooooo Lordy