See her every day at North Eli High, heard through the grapevine she's single
My soft cellular heart's got powerful wifi, walking 'round her gets me one strong signal
She's into my music and she wears tie-dye, this kitty gets my motor purring
All of her long hair, it draws my eyes into it, bright tangerine
We got lots in common though she likes sci-fi, I've never heard of R2D2
Any other girly would've said bye-bye but for now, I think she likes me too
She drives a blue Kia, I drive a dusty Honda
Safe to see I'll forever be fond of, fond of Rhonda
Middle of math, we'd talk and we'd flirt, always said 'yes', never 'no' to her
Felt improper speaking like I'd never reach her, sometimes over the line, never over her
Cuz she's a fraction of me, a piece, the completer, so dividing us would be awful
She wore beautiful colors, I slothed in black T-shirts, she was active, I was docile
She drove a blue Kia, I drove a dusty Honda
You can and will understand I'm still fond of, fond of Rhonda
Don't wanna settle 'til this romantic case is closed
Dream about her face, got her father's gracious nose
Got her mother's red hair and her mother's eyes
But there's an uneasy bird in my ear saying otherwise
You gotta dodge this bullet, you gotta dodge this bullet
She won't accept you for who you are, she won't accept you for who you are
If she wants to stay hidden and not open up
If she wants to stay hidden and not open up
You gotta dodge this bullet, you gotta dodge this bullet