Nervously shaking sweat falls from my brow
I've been here too long theres no going back now
Any gods listening I'm praying to you
Please let me nail this job interview
As of late, the economy it's been not so great
Now each second the clock ticks, is a second I'm closer to losing my Netflix
How lame it must seem that my only dream is paying for rent and for dinner
Cast eviction away someday I'll say, "today is the day I can finally pay."
References are available upon request
By "references" I mean my friends on call at my behest
Resume ready embellished to sin
Fake smiling masking my fear like a politician
Although it's only just begun, already I'm feeling grotesquely high strung
Try to ignore feeling like a big fraud
Determined to stand through the poke and the prod
Can't say that I'm lazy I prepared like crazy yet now my head's floating and hazy
Will I make a mistake? Will they think that I'm fake? It's a risk I'll just have to take
Keep proper posture laugh at all their jokes
Don't ramble too long don't let them that think you're a hoax
Don't drop the ball it's the one chance you'll get
Rise, smile, handshake and hope they can't feel or see sweat
Eye con-tact (Achieved)
Con-fi-dence (Perceived)
Re-spon-ses (Believed)
Em-ploy-ment (Received)