Screeching Weasel - Bates Motel Lyrics

got 12 rooms 12 vacancies you can do just what you please just don't get mother to irate and don't ever call me master bates a man should have a hobby, true but i got so bored i needed something to do so i sharpened mother's cutlery now everywhere i look is blood i see mother's not a fruit but she's gotta go down down to the cellar so she won't be found i know it's not right but i just can't tell of the nasties that go on in bates motel