Screeching Weasel - I Can't Stand Myself Lyrics

i'm immature - i talk a lot i'm a lying, cheating little snot i smell bad - i don't comb my hair i steal from work - i don't fight fair girls are repulsed by the sight of me i slouch and i don't brush my teeth don't have a job - don't go to school and worst of all - i think i'm cool i can't stand myself