Screeching Weasel - Phasers On Kill Lyrics

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch then you'll do what i say go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore looking through my records all day on the phone all night try to fix the beam without the help of miller lite i can't get no sleep you better earn your keep take the safety off and go disintegrate that creep go! set the phasers on kill cause i don't love her anymore