Simpsons - Minimum Wage Nanny Lyrics

If you want to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports.
Might I add eat my shorts!
Bart!
Just cuttin' through the treacle.
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her. Let me get away with moider.
Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Might I add, no fat chicks!
Homer!
The nanny we want is kindly unsage.
And one who will work for minimum wage.
Hurry nanny things are grim.
I'll do it!
Anyone but him!