SNL - Two Worlds Collide Lyrics

(SNL Digital Short)
(Andy Samberg w/ Kenan Thompson)

Oh! It’s been a long time coming.
Two of the worlds greatest.
America’s sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doin’ Andy?)
We’re about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.)
Hit ‘em Reba.

Haters in my face trying to keep me down
But you know we keep on shinin’. (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
’bout to set this track on fire. (Yeah!)

She’s the queen of country
He’s the comedy prince
Making something out of nothing. (Ha ha!)
We hooked up in the studio to make this song.
But as usual we ended up f*cking. (No doubt.)

Flash back to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Cheeba
Said I was a fan, she said prove it
Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it.”

Made love all night. (More like we f*cked.)
Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt
But them autographs can wait, ‘cuz this is way too strong
I can’t leave it alone, because her pussy’s the bomb.

Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact
But these N-words keep on trippin’. (OK.)
So I stay on my prime and drop these hits
‘Cuz I can’t go back to strippin’. (I’m Reba!)

You’re my undercover freak
And your my best friend, but our families don’t approve.
That’s right, ‘cuz I’m a city boy
And I’m a country girl, and I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue.

That’s because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
With big broad shoulders and a red-ass weave. (And a penis.)
Hot damn, she fly.
All she wanna do is bump me
I’m a lucky guy. (I’m a guy too.)

My friends think I should dump her
They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster. (Your friends are smart.)

Nah, Rebes, they’re just jealous
‘Cuz I’m dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas. (Hanging like my nuts.)

Word up. They’re just liars.
They can’t believe I can pull Reba McEntire.

Ever since I came out of my mama’s butt
I knew I was destined for greatness. (Yeah!)
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, “hey brother, I’m gonna take this.” (Tell ‘em, Reba!)

So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock. (SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock.

So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We’re the new Bonnie and Clyde. (Reba.)
From haystacks to maybacks our love will survive
For Reba I’ll ride ’til the day that we die.

I’m Reba!