South Park Mexican - Hotel (Skit) Lyrics

[people talking in background]
[laughing]

[phone rings]

[South Park Mexican:]
Hold up dawg.
That's the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is.
Dope House.

[Woman on phone:]
Hello? This is the front desk & it's way past your checkout time.

[South Park Mexican:]
What? Hold on, is this really the front desk?

[Woman:]
Yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or pay another day.

[South Park Mexican:]
Man, that is amazing. I didn't know a front desk could talk.

[people in room laughing:]

[South Park Mexican:]
I tell you what. I'm a go downstairs & if the front desk starts talkin' to me I will leave that second, I promise.

[Woman:]
Sir, I will call the police if you don't leave.

[South Park Mexican:]
What you mean? Your a front desk that has hands too? Damn! That's amazin'!

[Man in room:]
Tell 'em for them too make us breakfast then!

[Woman on phone:]
Sir, we're not playing.