South Park Mexican - Mexican Heaven Lyrics

People have been asking for eternity
Is there a heaven and if so what's it like?

Will I see my homie Chris Dub?
He got smoked by some fools who shouldn't be alive
I'm trying to cope but it's just so hard
Dear God will I see him on the boulevard
Can you tilt your hat to the side if you want?
Or do you got to have it straight to the front
I've been sagging Dickies ever since I was 8
And I wonder would somebody try to tell me I can't
I won a knife at the carnival they have on Jetson
It's just for good luck, not for a weapon
I wonder can take it
Well that's if I make it
But I don't want to walk around all butt naked
Will my hydraulics work up in the clouds?
Do people start complaining if the music is loud?
And these are the things that I asked the reverend
Excuse me sir but do Mexicans go to heaven?

The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven
When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing
I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord

Will my grandfathers beer breathe be real bad
Or will they make him take mints or the white Tic Tacs
Do the R&B and Hip Hop Radio Stations
Play our Raps or do they still be hating
People owe me money from previous business
I wonder can get it with a little bit interest
And what about drop outs with no education
I can't spell to good but I know multiplication
Do they got real tortillas for all the races
Or them fake lil skinny ones like some places
I know my sunshine is out of the question
But on the truth she got love for a Mexican
Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free
Will they have gas money or depend on me
Can I roll on gold streets in my 57?
Let me know can Mexicans go to heaven

The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven
When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing
I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord

Will they charge an arm and a leg for the new Mike Jordans?
Or sell them half price so everyone can afford em
What about tobacco products, do they ban em?
One thing about cigarettes I just can't stand em
Is minimum wage all they offer my people?
Does my uncle got to marry someone just to be legal?
Will he get dirty looks cause he can't speak English?
Do the chicks dress up or do they show their Chee Chees
What kind of clubs do they have in heaven?
I don't dance techno and no two stepping
I got a few warrants will they follow me there
Or can I start clean with a record that's clear
Is my pit-bull there his name is Plex
He choked on his chain jumping over the fence
I'm sorry if I'm asking you too many questions
I just gotta know, do Mexicans go to heaven

The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexicans do go to heaven
When I grow old O I know this life was a blessing
I wanna know is there a Mexican heaven Lord