Straight Outta Junior High - Just Like Lyrics

Like a new born baby deer
Or a non-alcoholic beer
Like a group of seven days
Or fat free mayonnaise

They're just like your excuses you give to me
They're f*cking weak
Let's try some honesty
Just like all your stories so full of holes they f*cking leak
Quit patronizing me

Like a box of krispy kremes
Or a pair of worn out jeans
Like a wedge of cartoon cheese
Or some guy with leprosy

Just like all your stories so full of holes they f*cking leak
Quit patronizing me
They're just like your excuses you give to me
They're f*cking weak
Let's try some honesty

Just like a broken pencil, a new liver for Mickey Mantle
Just like Inside Edition, the red carpet or Paris Hilton
Just like winning a Grammy, or speaking English to a cabbie
Like aimless, capricious, or senseless, They're pointless